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╰┈➤ Minors DNI | Dark + Cute themes ahead | Merc with a Mouth! |
Multiship | OC Friendly |
- IN YOUR STOMACH, YES, I KNOW THAT ILLYANA.
- " Do I want to know the origin of that story..? "
- OUR CHILD? NOT BORN? YET? I LOVE YOU BUT ILLYANA, YOU'RE GATEKEEPING ME FROM YOURSELF.
- " I owe you more apologies than I do to the IRS... " He didn't like being away for so long, but this is a moment where it stung pretty bad. Deadpool did however calm down once she kissed him. Felt like an uplifting wash of calm.
- OUR MARRIAGE? THIS WHOLE TIME?
- YOU? HOW DARE YOU, ILLYANA?
- " Nice hero rebranding, Double-Jointed. "
- He can't believe @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social already found his replacement.
- He'd lift Dagger up to keep her tucked in his arms. Close and nowhere near danger. " Did your ex come by while I was gone and tried snatching you away?! "
- " What about scratching your back? Where no one can itch their itch? "
- " Can you do the thwip?! Shoot out your weird anime tentacle thing from your wrist. "
- ❤️ this for Deadpool to visit your muse for his grand return (( I expect nothing just bc I've been inactive
- Is this parmesan?
- " Tom Holland as you confirmed?! "
- " A jackhammer would do you wonders, Benjy... Trust me! "
- "Someone like Tom Holland, but he'd make a killer you. If people believe in his MCU synergy."
- "Might I suggest trying to use a jackhammer? Might get the source of the Mt Beard!"
- ♡︎༺ Daddy DP Will Heal You Up ༻♡︎
- " I can't wait for your Netflix documentary... "
