did:plc:j2s5vgx7sspdfmjmgpeqpuc3
Bring back the Rosie O’Donnell Show.
- Shoutout to quiet, foggy mornings.
- I lived it: It got cold and I just blacked out. When I came to, the rice cooker was going off and the gumbo was ready.
- It’s been so long I think I forgot how to do this. Up and down, right? Is that it? Spot me.
- sunday slip
- Not dressing up this year, but I did dress up THIS year and felt pretty good about it. Normalize wearing molded, plastic torsos year round. Happy Halloween, y’all.
- Who is that man I see staring straight back at me?
- 😮💨
- photosynthesizing
- Hair is entering push-back territory. Watch this space.
- Proud of my spooky boys. 🎃
- 🧌fe fi fo fum… onto these tiddies, let’s get some sun🌞
- Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗
- “Went to Fat Bear Week and everyone knew you.” -cunty little park ranger
- “Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.
- Pillows ✨Luke’s Version✨ Did I do it right? Never not inspired by @spartacubs.bsky.social.
- It’s fun to think of all the Friday posts that aren’t dick-related being in a crowded room full of human-sized, anthropomorphic penises that ignore them.
- Big prayer convention in NO at the end of the month. DM’s rolling in like clockwork. “Can we meet?” “Where should we eat?” “Are you my dad?” These plans rarely work out. Plus, I’ll be deep in… prayer. Babish’s recent trip is full of great recs, tho. These aren’t *my* favorites, but could be yours.
- hair today/gone tomorrow
- I can’t be alone here. 🔁
- Thinking about how chill a nuclear reactor on the moon would be. 🌝🌚 …anywayyyy, here’s your pound of flesh.
- Pro tip: keep a basket of hand towels just under your bed for easy access and a guaranteed…
- POV: You’re a tiny little elf that lives in my shower drain and you’ve come to watch me dry off with your lustful eyes…
- Chewy, post-breakfast lie down.
- I just saw god in a black garlic miso ranch.
- A little vitamin D will fix everything, I’m sure. 😅
