Quin Lamar
6’4” Comedian and Chaos agent
- Got my haircut and my PrEP injection Friday and my gay powers have never been this strong. I’ve snapped two co*krings!
- Sex is great but have you ever ate and laid down?
- Guy at the gym with a Slutstache asked me where I got my shorts. I said Kate Hudson (Fabletics) he made a face and walked off. He wants me.
- Sex so good my mental health improved for little bit after
- LOL Nice try trump, but a parade in June with fit sweaty men marching in the streets locked, loaded and ready to shoot, is a Pride Parade.
- Throwing himself a bday party during a Pride weekend is the gayest shit trump could ever do.
- Happy pride
- My therapist said I’m always tryna find out people’s motivations for what they do and I said likewise
- I can’t do sex for more than 30 mins. My adhd be kicking my ass.
- “I was hot so I turned on the fan and now I’m cold. “ - The Quin Lamar Story
- I think my fleshjack is a whorecrux
- You think he masc? Wait till he get on the phone with his bestie 👄 👛
- My cat is napping on the windowsill. You betta lean into that stereotype, gurl!
- The struggle
- Gays love thunderstorms cuz they live for drama
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- I slept like a baby last night (woke up every couple hours to eat and or cry)
- A perfect line delivered perfectly
- Apparently Childcare is so expensive that Elon can’t even afford it.
- Sister Onijah in Dubai is proof that Black people can thrive outside of the U.S.
- Everyday the news is like “Federal judge temporarily blocks firing of the Death Star.”
- African America’s Ass
- Are you a millennial? If so you may be entitled to compensation.
- Fun Black history fact about me: my parents are also Black.
- I would complain about grocery prices but Gay people are used to paying a lot of money for eggs.
- I don’t have a “revenge” body it’s more of a self-sabotage.
- Closeted white men are not called DL. They are called republican.
- Gonna quit comedy to pursue my full time passion: telling people trying to cut that there is a line!
- When did you know? (🏳️🌈)
- 2024 ✌🏾
- Being over 30 means wishing people happy New Year at 9 pm just Incase you don't make it to midnight.
- The most epic Code switch
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- Straight people complaining about a “gay agenda” when Im flooded with nothing but straight sex ads, suggestions and pop ups when I search: “man-booty Guy bros penising their hard dick beards” on porn sites is wild to me
- I may be partial because of my Rebecca Ferguson obsession but Silo is pretty damn good.
- Thighs that Thunder
- Just think: after RFKJr brings back Polio every family will have their own tiny Tim
- Meh
- Teenage girl: “I’m Gay” Parents: “You’re confused. It’s just a phase you’re going through?” Teenage Boy: “I’m Gay” Parents: “Get out my house, you’re dead to me 🚬”
- I watched every second of the Karen Huger body cam footage
- I’m done with that bird app
- There are limits
- He Big. He Gay.
