Kirk O’Baine
Religion is the smile on a dog
- Lost my grandmother today, but I’m so fortunate that I was able to be there during her last moments. Before she closed her eyes, she took my hand, and said her final wish for me was to “go out, wear something nice, and PUSH”
- Do not get me drunk or I will start art directing at the gay bar
- Good morning and happy Bearlust Thursday ❤️
- I accept all cookies
- How are you a STRAIGHT man sleeping on a QUEEN bed?🤨
- Groundhog SLAY, Hunties! Looks Like We’ll Have 6 More SICKENING Weeks Of Winter
- Can I come over & stand in the darkest corner of your room and stare at you?
- 2025: nonbinary bear trade 2026: polycule otter harem Like & share if you agree
- Good morning Bluesky warriors
- Y’all I found out how to get like $100 off plane tickets. Basically you just have to google “big hairy shirtless men kissing,” then click on the 3rd or 4th option. Sounds weird but trust me
- Two truths and a lie: - I hear the birds on the summer breeze - I drive fast - I am alone at midnight
- I’ve said it before but a lot of y’all wanna act brand new, so I’ll say it again: Deciduous trees produce flowers and/or fruit, while Conifers bear seeds👏within👏a vessel👏
- Wowzer, sis! Your weener is givinggg 😍
- what is Washing Me if not Washing My Clothes persevering
- Behind every resident evil is an even more residential and eviler resident
- Good morning gay people
- Big is moving to Paris
- Oomf posted a 2016 throwback pic and it’s him in middle school……………..
- Who else on this app is just a geeky guy with a hairy belly & a big heart? 😅
- People describe me as the thinking man’s François Arnaud
- [holding a gun to my head] Haha yeah dude you’re such a himbo
- Y’all aren’t ready for this conversation.
- Boarding the abandoned space freighter that’s been sending out a distress signal bc there might be hoes onboard
- I’m gay
- My Nike socks get holes in the heels after 4 months, yet my joke socks with some bullshit like “I Love Tacos” on them have held up for 7 years
- I thought this expedition was gonna be clair but it’s actually really freaking obscur??? Dude what the hell
- FIRST FATBOY FRIDAY OF THE YEAR
- Okay I NEED to be more tsundere in 2026
- I haven’t showered since last year 😂
- More like SKEETED Rivalry 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 has anyone seen my cousin Todd he’s been missing since the 26th
- Rounding out 2025 with more Chappell Roan discourse
- My parents’ garage door when I accidentally backed their Honda Civic into it at age 16:
- Did anyone else think Tim Allen was their real dad when they were little? I did
- Merry Yiffmas ❤️
- Just realized Christmas falls on Bear Seduction Thursday this year OMFGGG
- The American Lottery Association is right….. there’s POWER in balls
- Welp. Just had to cut my 9 y/o niece out of my life for using Gen AI to make my Christmas card. Do better.
- Unfortunately I will not be able to make it to my local gay bar’s “Hairy FISTmas Party,” as I have a scheduling conflict
- Real eyes realize real lies </3 ***Mall with Becca and Casey later*** Cell is onnnn(:
- Seated for the mandatory 1.5 hour long Holiday Fun Time meeting at work
- You’re telling me a butter nutted in this squash?? 😂 just kidding
- A plain 16oz coldbrew now costs over $7 at my local cafe
- RELEASE YOUR TRADE
- Lookit!
