GodBunk
God only talks to me because I have a pool.
- If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?
- Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.
- I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.
- Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.
- My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’
- Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.
- Brought way too many cats to this funeral.
- Imagine how proud we’re making Jerry Springer right now.
- If God loves us so much, why the mosquitoes?
- Cancel my exorcism. I want to see where this goes.