Ridiculous analogy for OpenClaw. Completely mischaracterises its abilities. Sure, your new PA *starts off* drunk, but also has hallucinogens on a drip. And as onboarding, you have it write your passwords on a whiteboard in a shared office. Then send it to the key cutters with your keys. In your car.
One would have better luck hiring a personal assistant at 2am from a doorway across from the neighborhood dive bar.
As for the not-quite-LLM-exclusive social network, it boils to a perpetual bullshit generator.
Feb 4, 2026 07:15Oh, and it’s a sleeper agent, trained to perform arbitrary ‘evil’ during ‘the Purge’ and its trigger word is openly available online.
