Reverend Crush 🔵
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He/Him/Dude. Gaming Dudeist/History Acolyte. 🎮☯️ Retro|Modern gaming. Web Dev. Autistic AF. Pet Dad. Progressive, but no trust in the government. Ex-Alcoholic. Wife enjoyer. Cooks tasty food.
⚠️Opinions/Shitposts are my own
- If MeToo was as big of a failure as Big Pedophilia likes to claim, how come a lot of MeToo'ed celebs are either still flailing about, struggling to make a comeback.
- The best episode of The Simpsons to claim is your favorite to longtime fans of the show is the one where Homer tries whispering really loudly to that horse to go really fast when the race starts. It's not actually my favorite episode, but saying it is makes people really flustered and upset.
- "o noes Quest 64 is teh w0rst ev4rZzz" Nah, y'all don't know, and y'all need to stop using letters to form words that say real ignorant things because I BOUGHT THIS AT LAUNCH LIKE A SUCKER.
- Here are the ones I would give a Sendai-era EGM 10/10 too ifn I was one of the Sushi-X'es or a ghost writer for Ed: Final Fantasy Tactics (OG or Remaster) Chrono Trigger Final Fantasy XIV ARR Baldur's Gate 3 (idgaf if Larian's CEO is an AI-simping manchild) Zelda BOTW (but not TOTK)
- The existence of Heathcliff suggests that there should also be a Sheathcliff and Theythcliff. The science is there, you just have to connect the dots, carry the Y, and put on your Ham helmet.
- "...in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
- What was your first anime with only an image?
- Same thought process I had when I heard Namco made an arcade port of CounterStrike, complete with keyboard controller.
- Super Mario USA 2 *not 3D Land. Has to have Sub-Con setting.
- Bullying the 1% works!
