Innocent Loverboy
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully.
Pronouns: He / Him
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- No huge surprises here other than the fact that I have no idea who half these people are.
- Reposted by Innocent LoverboyFor every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
- I really miss those repositories of free DOS games or Windows shareware. You know the type. You'd get a little CD-ROM and it'd have a fair few to try out, or there'd be a website which hosted a load and they'd all be free. You don't find those anywhere now.
- Storm Chandra? Are we absolutely sure that it's not "Storm Pamela from Emmanuelle"?
- The new game on #Gladiators had some very specific vibes for me...
- Winning.
- Reposted by Innocent LoverboyI know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away
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[This post could not be retrieved] - That's the badger! innocentlb.com/2026/01/18/i...
- Reposted by Innocent LoverboyAs screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
- I've been waiting so long for #Gladiators to come back. We now have our horniest programme on TV on our screens AND I AM SO PLEASED.
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- The amount of times I accidentally wrote "orgasm cunt" while drafting this post... innocentlb.com/2026/01/06/o...
- I was running through Goodge Street Station when my pager, which I'd only just started carrying that day, fell off my belt buckle and burst open. A kind lady stopped and helped me pick up the bits and re-assemble it. I carried my pager in my pocket from then on, but I never once used it.
- Antarctica's got nothing on THIS. innocentlb.com/2025/12/30/c...
- Make a Bond movie casual Casino. Like, a little one in a small town. It's basically a few fruit machines and doubles as a vape shop and it also sells knock-off mechanics but it's still called a casino and
- Make a Bond movie casual Amateur Mechanics
- ...forever ✝️ #Christmas
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- Animatron. Not a woman. She has been programmed to satisfy the client. (Emmanuelle 7) #spq It took me a long time to find this. It's very difficult to source. I was lucky to get a copy, and in English too!
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- I swear a few times in this one. I don't often swear that much. I must be ill.
- Reposted by Innocent LoverboyTo everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
- I'm the queen of the world! (Hot Times at the Lost Oasis) #spq
- "The porpoises were unavailable for comment."
- I don't know if @kirstenp.bsky.social is on the Fediverse, and that's where I saw this - via Mastodon - but I MUST let her know. em-dash-appreciation.org
- Reposted by Innocent Loverboyi should probably stretch first
- I was King Balthazar because I randomly put my hand up. My best friend (Robinson) played my chief advisor. We had a mild spat about whether myrrh was appropriate for the future King. My nemesis thought it was hilarious how Robinson and I had an argument.
- Something I tend to do around this time... I've updated my #about page!
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- My List of Top Sex Bloggers in 2025 - inspired by, although not officially a version of, @sweetrori.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social's list back in the day! innocentlb.com/2025/12/01/t... Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.
- All squees aside (and yes, it is VERY cute), I could actually use one of exactly this. My mobility is not great and I can't ride a bike any more. This would be excellent for my daily commute AND trips to the shops, et al.
- Kim gets her redemption arc. #softpornsunday
- In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to serve alcoholic beverages to a moose, so maybe they're talking about that.
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- I love soft porn and I wanted to tell you all this because if I need it it's always there for me and
- Top 5 film genres: - Everyone has sex with everyone else and this is normal somehow - Aren't women great? They can survive any amount of violence! - Wow, the future is terrifying and yet everyone on Earth just sort of let it happen [1/2]
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- Is... is this random yellow circle meant to be in the obvious recess above, where it may well be a full stop? Has it just... fallen out, or...?
- ...or the little Gucci dress. [CW: drugs, Spice Girls reference and sex blog, innit bruh]
- Did anyone here go to Knightmare Live today? I spotted someone in the audience I could have sworn I know from social media and can't place him! Someone with a big black beard?
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