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certified bug enthusiast 🐛
- beautiful spider couple crawling on my wall. love is real
- lowkey destined to join a cult
- just had a dream that house from house md was playing terrafirmacraft and he was having a great time
- when i die i want to be buried in the home depot lighting aisle please
- inventing a new holiday called “friday” where i drink two beers and romanticize my hometown
- i have GOT to go birdwatching
- literally how did they do this
- i am slowly becoming more and more chinapilled i am not immune to propaganda
- listened to new lucy dacus album and got broken up with an hour later. devious work
- i need to drink blue raspberry concentrate
- oh yeah baby
- god put me on this planet solely to eat cantaloupe
- thinking
- moving to switzerland would save me
- shirt that says “I EAT LITTER”
- baby believe in meeeeeee
- big things happening
- i’m gonna cook this stupid fucking vermin
- i don’t wanna get a job i want to play with bugs all day
- my first three space time packs and i got these. i then got absolute fuck all for the next 27 packs
- my phone has suddenly started acting slow after years of being great. thanks apple
- YESS HAHAHAHA TRILINGUAL
- one of those days
- people so mad about the bruno mars x sexyy red song…… have a little fun. it’s a banger
- eight is far too many grains for a bread. absolute greed.
- working on it
- i’m pasta
- i’m gonna buy tiktok
- who wanna gimme 10 for hatsune miku fortnite skin ‼️‼️
- my porygon is officially bilingual. and somehow i still don’t have an english one.
- baltimore aquarium tmr 🙂↕️
- 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
- just birthed three beautiful children #blessed
- my brain craves some form of entertainment that has not been invented yet
- chat one like and i quit my job
- at the bath and body works looking for the detritus scent
- massive shoutout to my laptop for deciding to kill itself in the middle of finals. really fucking cool
- i need a fucking shepards pie
- just made one of the most important purchases of my life
- i think my tv wants me to watch bobs burgers
- these “oh let’s just drop out” jokes are getting a little too serious ngl
- i can’t stop hearing my fridge bro
- i’m gonna fix french
- holy shit i’m famous
- so bored i might just watch arcane
- made 90 of these fuckers today. thanksgiving week is a plague.
- got a bad bitch in the passenger seat
- thank you josh shapiro for finally doing one single thing. you useless little hamster
- does anyone have twenty to thirty thousand dollars they want to give me for christmas
- i know a bowl of chicken noodle soup hates to see me coming
