Fiona Taylor
Tired satirist and content marketer. Co-wrote New Erotica for Feminists: Satirical Fantasies of Love, Lust, and Equal Pay. Co-founded satire outlet The Belladonna. Writes The Monetization of Fear Substack. https://themonetizationoffear.substack.com
- The world is dark so I put my bewildered cat on the coffee table, blasted Bizarre Love Triangle, and danced around the living room. It helped!
- People are like, "The early aughts were the worst ever for women's body image," but then every interview you see with an Old Hollywood starlet, she's like, "My slimming secret? Today, I ate a hard-boiled egg, a carrot, and had a martini."
- Watching the dog show on TV. When I was a kid, a former teacher tutored me in math. She was gorgeous, had a beautiful home, and owned 2 Afghan hounds that would walk on either side of her. That lady knew how to make an entrance!
- The DOJ potentially shared child porn. It definitely shared nude photos without consent. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
- ProPublica once again scoops legacy media (which probably wasn't investigating too hard). www.propublica.org/article/alex...
- Just saw Jeff Hillier’s show at Joe’s Pub in NYC and it was so funny and poignant. Highly recommend!
- This kind of says it all about the honesty of the US press vs foreign press.
- Remember when David Bowie died just over 10 years ago and we were like, “Surely things can never get worse than this.”
- Noooo, Catherine O'Hara was supposed to be immortal! 2026 is the worst.
- Starting in 4th grade, my parents sacrificed to send me to a private school. I've been reflecting on the fact that two close friends had dads separately arrested in major drug dealing operations and one friend had a father closely associated with the mafia. It all seemed so idyllic on the surface!
