Affectlessjess
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Seriously there's a lot of porn here, you've been warned.
- Reposted by Affectlessjessyou can kiss girls brains out. its legal. they love it.
- Reposted by AffectlessjessHeh
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- Reposted by AffectlessjessUh oh folks, my Miss told me she's been thinking a lot more about embarrassing and humiliating me. This is not usually an emotional palate I'm into. I might be in danger >_>
- Reposted by AffectlessjessFor someone who is commonly objectified as being nothing more than a pair of tits (or udders), my breasts are used as a focus to drop me with criminal infrequency. Like, they're right there, and they're only getting bigger. Just like, grab them and have your way with me and stuff. I mean uhh.. hi
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- Reposted by AffectlessjessI'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.
- Reposted by Affectlessjessthe last thing you see before your brain gets reformatted permanently
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- Reposted by AffectlessjessOh it's like, craaaaaazy how vulnerable and needy i am right now, dykes of Scotland. *twirls hair* Okay sorry, less pathetic posting will come sometime soon.
- Reposted by Affectlessjessi love this app
- Reposted by AffectlessjessI'm kind of dating 3 women but 1 of them is the mirror reflection of another and voluntarily sacrificed her own name and identity in order to become her twin so. I guess I'm not completely sure how to count that,
- Reposted by AffectlessjessOver 8,000 emails sent and we have 24 hours left to stop Sex Matters sabotaging the vote for the conversion therapy ban 🔥 Email your MP right now 📩 goodlaw.social/945cd5
- Reposted by Affectlessjessdid some searching on Greg Ketter and found his bookstore's Wikipedia page. apparently it was one of the businesses that was vandalized by white teenagers in the aftermath of George Floyd's murder. this man is still out on the streets standing up against ICE violence, looking out for his neighbors.
- Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
- Reposted by AffectlessjessListen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards
- Reposted by AffectlessjessHottest sentence in the english language is "sorry, i can't help myself around her" btw
- Reposted by AffectlessjessHeart shaped pupil dysphoria
- Reposted by AffectlessjessI loved getting to share that moment with our class and I wish we had the time to talk about it more. Because being "passive" in hypnosis doesn't mean just sitting still. On the contrary, when you are completely passive it allows for interesting unconscious responses. 3/3
- I got an air fryer for Christmas and consequently have made the discovery that I can have tater tots for breakfast and nobody can stop me >:3
- Reposted by AffectlessjessDiscrimination law should mean that people have their rights protected *regardless* of their sex, not because of a defined category of sex they fall into. The terrible notion of "sex-based rights" is exactly how we have ended up in such a terrible legal position in the UK.
- Reposted by Affectlessjessanyway can I just say that being the little spoon with a girl you just spent like an hour hurting is absolutely peak
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- Reposted by AffectlessjessHey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
- Other quotes from this morning's shenanigans: "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!.. Oh wait, shit, fuck, your thumb's fucking massive oh god I fucked up fuck"
- Reposted by AffectlessjessHere is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
- "Nooo, I get laid way more often than the average panda" - a very sleepy sub, upon being told she has 'cute little panda eyes'
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- Reposted by Affectlessjessthe discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
- Reposted by Affectlessjess"Nobody talks about the value and potential for callback humor in long-term brainwashing relationships"
- Reposted by Affectlessjessthe kids, they know how to name libraries. www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...
- Reposted by AffectlessjessTranced out by a witch with candlelight.
- Reposted by AffectlessjessSomnophilia? Call that a problematic awakeness gap.
- Reposted by AffectlessjessI once worked in a book store. I put the Anarchist Cookbook in the food section and damn near lost my job.
- Reposted by Affectlessjessdipping my toes into transphobia kink but scared to get too hardcore with it so i just get her to call me "this person" while we're fucking
- Bribing my Scottish gf to put the fucking heating on by promising to wear less clothes if she does
- Reposted by Affectlessjessthere we are having a nice civilized hundred years war, just how everyone likes it, and then the french decide to rock up with bloody joan of arc, you can't just bring a living saint to the battlefield, it's not sporting, wafting miracles everywhere like its going out of fashion, it was outrageous
- How can a human being walk around barefoot in an unheated Edinburgh flat. She only moved here a couple of years ago, I don't understand how she's become totally immune to cold this fast.
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- *extremely fucked-out voice* Maybe I should get into jrpgs
- Long train journey to see my darling for the new year today. Time to catch up on Two Hyp Chicks!
- Chatting about it with a partner:
- Reposted by AffectlessjessButtons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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- Reposted by AffectlessjessHypnotist putting spirals in their eyes just for you, making sure you know that you’re the only one that sees them, no one else is as weak and easily manipulated as you are, your mind so primed for their control that you drop for your own altered perception
- Reposted by Affectlessjesstea ceremony (completed!)
- Reposted by Affectlessjessyeah im bisexual
- Reposted by Affectlessjesshow are we feeling about drag eminem
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- Reposted by Affectlessjessif you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry
- If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
- Reposted by AffectlessjessWork smarter, not harder.
- Reposted by AffectlessjessNow that the finale is out, it feels like a good time to say that Mal and Hekate's Call deserve SO much credit for birthing mechsploitation as a space and genre, and especially for demonstrating how open and boundless and creative it can be
- Hekate's Call, Chapter 49. Finale. Available now on Ao3. The pilots of Hekate's Call face off against the Necromancer General herself. Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/575893... Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/145907...
- Reposted by AffectlessjessThis was my best received pic of 2025 and it's not even close
- It's so sad that going home for Christmas means hiding parts of myself* *taking the BDSM emblem pin off of my leather jacket which I'm wearing over my nonbinary pride flag teeshirt
- Reposted by AffectlessjessGot 84 assets we need the art team to whip up textures for before we ship; to make things simple I covered the assets in mimics that *look* exactly like textures but will hurt our company if they aren't found and replaced
- Reposted by AffectlessjessIncredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
- Reposted by AffectlessjessHeartwarming: This Syncretized Deity is Much Happier as a Minor Wife of the New Pantheon's Head Goddess than as an Object of Worship in Its Own Right
- The web serial I'm reading is having a little bit too much fun with its cyberpunk setting.
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