Falphat
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- Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.
- Need a tongue. Now!
- Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.
- Did you miss me?
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- Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?
- Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. What’s your next move when you see this:
- Big. Stinky. Brute.
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- Shots fired.
- Let us pray. Oh heavenly asshole of Falphat, we ask that you please show no mercy to these briefs.
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- Wakey Wakey. It’s not going to eat itself.
- Proud of this one right here!
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- No stopping
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- The guts.. they are gurgling…
- Ate a whole packet of these. You know for science!
- Worship me. Every single inch or I’ll squash you til you pass out.
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- My smallest fart has more power over you than you have over yourself.
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