Petrol Gibbon
Drives stuff fixes stuff
- This is my friend Annie’s dog. Her name is Dog. Her last one was called Katrina ( or Kat for short) and she got fed up with people telling her that was a silly name for a dog…
- So I just bought this. It needs collecting today and I’m at work. I have an 8 wheel drive hook lift truck that can get across the muddy field to the barn is in and a girlfriend who can drive said truck. Just got to work out how to get her to collect it without her seeing it…
- This is “Uffa”. My gf can’t work out why and it’s driving her nuts…
- Not that it’s windy or anything but my house just landed on somebody wearing striped tights…
- Where have all these strange women in my DMs come from? There’s loads of them. Even more that twitter.
- The diesel fairies have been. Had over 200 litres…
- Thanks to some lazy throbber I have the rage today…
- Got a bloody car in the workshop now… this is unheard of…
- It’s back in the workshop. I’m bound to need it at short notice now aren’t I?…
- Got papped by truck spotters on the A30 yesterday and saw my picture on facebook…
- Check out my mileage (kilometerage) unfortunately it came out a bit blurred but I have been waiting for that to come round for ages…
- @jwattsdesign.bsky.social if you could stop putting Christmas lights up in the yard and answer your phone that would be awesome. Also, I told you I’ll get up the ladder and do it for you x
- Had to say goodbye to this little chap this weekend. Alfredo McTavish McPastry, born march 2007 on my farm and lived his whole life here…
- Xmas tree chosen ( mrs Johnny two dogs is hiding behind it)
- Throwback to when I had just fixed my ex wife’s car and was test driving it…
- Well at least I won’t fall asleep with this bastard thing screaming it’s bollocks off just behind my head…
- Two tractors wedged together in the only road I can use to get to the quarry I’m trying to get to. Heard the bang from right back here. That’s today fucked then…
- Got a sunvisor for the landrover for my birthday.. chuffed to bits..
