guaph
communist & successful entrepreneur
- the rapist occupied supreme court will double down on kkkavanaugh SStops
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- Reposted by guaphStuck around after KDV for a program of street wrestling presented by the Krewe of Hellarious Wingnuts. Three matches: 1) Helena vs Helena vs Helena 2) Entergy vs Bird, Mylar, and Squirrel 3) Bachelorettes vs. Drinks sold on Bourbon Street
- right wing intellectual vanguard is like "it's called friend enemy distinction. that means i worship child rapists and i want to kill you. this is obvious correct how are you not convinced?"
- halt citizen, it has been over 48 hours since you last praised israel on linkedin
- im entering my dick dastardly era
- the feds are over here doing roving white terror on midsize cities, meanwhile mamdani is instituting social democracy in one city. and he's doing it all with a perfectly rinsed ass
- all great world-historic gains appear, so to speak, twice. first as pumps, then as cramps
- usha vance is not barefoot and chained to the stove. she's on board with all of this
- leftists have doxed the toe cutter
- jd vance: "news flash, asshat: it's called ephebophilia, and it's natural. mary was 14 when she gave birth, so methinks you might wanna take that one up with le big sky daddy upstairs"
- leftists have doxed the people eater
- won't make gas any cheaper btw
- 51 in 1935 vs 51 in 2025:
- has dsa addressed this guy showing up in the epstein files? bringing the org into disrepute…
- career woman from the big city brought her broken down mercedes into my mechanic shop with the bed & breakfast upstairs. told her the part won't be in till after christmas 😈
- misogynist guy who thinks god is a woman and that's why bad things happen
- my screen time is pretty low these days can somebody tell me what's up with guys wearing dark glasses at the gym
- ziohran klandani move$ into greichcie manSSion
- now take these chains off me and say that all again say it all to me
- conflict re: israel inside the institutional “left” is how to resolve the contradiction between the principle of universal human rights and support for a genocidal ethnostate. the contradiction on the right is between support for a genocidal ethnostate and the principle of universal antisemitism
- if holiday entertaining is stressing you out just remember that oven utilization is a 5 dimensional np complete bin packing problem
- arguing the beauty of rama vs melania is pointless because each in their own way represents a pole of our culture's ideal relationship: on the one hand, humanist cosmopolitans choosing to embrace sincerity, on the other, grotesque lich buying a slave from jeffrey epstein
- don’t let zogran klandani sheepdog you. join a real socialist organization. bit.ly/joinpsl
- yesterday we worked the lists for potential zohran supporters. soon the department of community safety will work the lists of cuomo supporters #BossCallsWereMade
- here's how andrew cuomo can still win:
- pop a zanny for the zandslide
- if cuomo doesn't win, it will be because he didn't hire zach sage fox early enough!
- does a anybody call a weed vape a "jazz kazoo" or did i just come up with that
- showing that socially liberal muslims exist by example in re: fear mongering is pretty rude, like pointing at someone in public with an immodest comment, but not particularly phobic. however, since the mongerer simply does not believe what they say, it's inconsiderate for nothing
- "volunteering for a campaign is not the same as being a member of an organization"
- i am an ssa scammer from burnt toe, missouri who hangs out at the gas station to keep the blacks from stopping in town and i am urging new yorkers to vote against zohran mamdani
- squatting in the am with the homies in my filthy garage >>>>
- the dukes, duchesses and assorted grand cyclopses of baton rouge reserve the right to revoke our access to the crude simulation of self-government we enjoy
- if they erect landry's kirk statue at lsu every couple weeks there's gonna be a new panic about it being defaced but it turns out it just looks like that
- draft brittney glidden owner of the maine milf mobile
- uaw needs to retract their endorsement. roll this shit up pronto
- in fairness, nobody has asked janet mills to take off her top yet. are there any truly brave journalists left?
- i'm sorry your dad didn't teach you how to fight but we can't spend time and money installing any more stupid war criminals in office. there are plenty of non-babykiller hunks if that's your thing but mamdani can't bench 1 plate and NOBODY cares
- it's crazy how hard people are going for platner considering the petition deadline for the primary isn't even until march 15th. again you could pick a random bernie supporter and probably do better
- "i'm graham platner and i love carving up 14 year olds in kabul. i can't get enough of it" (nodding) "because of esoteric fascist reasons" (spit take)
- either graham platner is a moron, or he's a nazi, which is a type of moron, and we have a surfeit of dummies (both kinds) in government already
- sorry but i am driven to compulsive ironic usage of "ziohran" for the foreseeable future. it's just too fucking good
