Tried to prep for calling my parents this weekend by checking what Fox News has to say and let me just say: I do not recommend doing this.
⭐Achievement unlocked ⭐
Used super glue without getting any on my fingers (I used gloves)
Ok that's not even the real pull quote imo, it's this quote by a parent unintentionally illustrating how social media is not the problem here
www.postguam.com/news/world/t...I see the Australian social media ban is off to a great start.
Nobody knows you're a dog on the Internet. 🐕
I was going to make a joke about age verification but meta literally uses happy birthday posts so it turns out this is too real to be funny
This user blocks the quoter.
actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
chat, I'm locking in. time to cook.
Obviously this should be called hosting an Executive Function
can't believe I'm going to have to buy this, I don't even like dune
1 IKEA play tunnel + highlighter orange poly poplin from Discount Fabrics + 3 hours of frantic sewing = making my dreams come true
My "LLMs do not reason" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
just realized all these posts are saying Riyadh, not R'lyeh, and there's a real event that actually happened
ugh I've had Marina and the Diamonds in my head all week which is so annoying because, like, yeah I AM satisfied with an average life
These are $21 each at Michaels (Haunted Woman and Creepy Man Wall Décor by Ashland) and yes I'm considering it
so I'm thinking about getting another balcony plant
It has just occurred to me that this adorable bunny jar I got as a gift is probably meant for drugs. What are alternative things to fill it with, seeking both right and wrong answers
I hope they didn't bother making any other trailers for this because I don't know that I've ever seen a more perfect clip that has convinced me to find the film and watch it
Actually tackling my physical TBR for once, and you know what, Hellblazer still has it. No idea what's going on in the rest of the series, this came from a discount bin run a bit back, but even this single issue -- 🤌
Saw parkour spelled "parkor" today, I think David Belle would be proud
