Mystery Ape
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- maximising shareholder value is cheugy
- Wouldn’t mind experiencing some eepfulness rn. If it’s not too much trouble
- Anyway,
- I was really productive today and had all kinds of stuff I was going to do in the evening as well but I had an episode of my arrhythmia and I’ve done fuck all since. It should not still rattle me this much
- Ayahuasca report: I met a very large psyduck. He was skyscraper sized. He said I had passed the test but I didn’t know what test he meant
- Why don’t I live on a farm with great Pyrenees to guard the stock
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- i try not to tag along to migration studies stuff w my friends who are in that field too much because people are always like, so what do you do? and i'm like uhhhhh well uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Reposted by Mystery ApeThe war on work from home is in large part a war on women having a career btw
- Roughly half a million women in the US exited the workforce in 2025, and 42% of those who voluntarily left cited their caregiving responsibilities as the main reason, according to a recent survey from Catalyst. www.hr-brew.com/stories/2026...
- i could probably never have enough exposure to glitter and iridescence
- i don't know if you ever look into the books cited by the productivity and life advice brain geniuses - cal newport, atomic habits guy, etc - but sometimes - often? - it's just so dumb archive.ph/0HUxJ
- i really have to learn not to buy tickets in advance for events that flaky people invite me to unless i know i'd be happy to go to whatever it is alone
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- Goodnight
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- Not going to give context to this, but
- i cannot imagine being able to afford to work part time. what would it be like
- love to have a reason for reading about employment law
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- @ghola.bsky.social it looks weird because I put a veggie side straight on top of the meal, but the luroufan was achieved and enjoyed
- Andrews Salts are goated when digestive distress amelioration is the vibe
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- Reposted by Mystery Ape"adam tooze comes out as a treatler" You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
- let's get some newts up on the big tv
- Reposted by Mystery ApeThe post-Me Too era has really taught me that the underlying issue with the persistence of sexual violence isn’t exactly women’s credibility, as the “believe women” slogan suggested, but rather with rape’s moral status. It’s not that people think it doesn’t happen. They think it doesn’t matter.
- It's disturbing to see many of the the major figures in moral cognition all over the Epstein files He was friendly with a huge number of the leading figures in the field, including giving millions to their labs, long after he pled guilty to sexually abusing young girls www.justice.gov/epstein
- @spamps.bsky.social I've probably already said this to you, but I appreciate all the cat reposts
- if the tarsier isn't spectral I'm not interested
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- I would like to hear foxes more often. Even if it’s the really freaky noises. But my favourite is the barking
