- A co-worker was stealing my food, so I made chocolate laxative brownies. I wasn't sure who it was The next shift, someone asked if I poisoned her I said "No, I ate a lot of rice & needed to go so i put a laxative in MY brownies. Why? Did YOU steal my food?"🤔 She never ate my lunch again.💩🥪Jan 31, 2026 02:56