Tansy Gardam
chaotic foolish. writer, critic and recovering TV producer. host of Going Rogue, a podcast about troubled films and the industry that makes them, if you even care.
- "GDT developed a Gothic Western Count of Monte Cristo with Coppola in the 90s" is my Manchurian Candidate activation phrase @realgdt.bsky.social drop the screenplay pls
- was riffing about this literally last week am I cursed with prophecy? and if so why can't I use that curse to make Blak Deltora Quest happen?
- was sick earlier this week but only told a couple ppl so I woke up dehydrated and disoriented to two "hope you're feeling better!"s and one very long description of a friend's dream about buying a bootleg RoTS DVD with new scenes where Hayden Christensen was wearing a wig that looked like Maya Hawke
- PSA if you’ve DM’d me on Bluesky and I haven’t responded I don’t hate you, I hate the age verification process on this site and it’s locked me out of DMs. You can always reach me via email or, if you’re not a coward, tag me in a public post.
- i truly believe that when you die, moral judgement comes in the form of an Isaac Chotiner phone interview
- for personal reasons I am now watching OPERATION FORTUNE: RUSE DE GUERRE
- riddled with regrets about not buying the Aldi upholstery steam cleaner. it was only $130 I could have been the cleanest bitch in town. they even had a handheld one with a half litre dirty tank for $70.
- why would you fumble this?
- everything I know about abby chatfield I have learned against my will
- anyway here’s asling beach rock pool
- welcome to Australia our number one tennis player is sponsored by SAP.
- I maintain all sports commentaries should include one person who doesn’t know how the sport works and is trying not to get noticed.
- Reposted by Tansy GardamIn the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
- folks I think these might be the manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.
- worth remembering the VFX team on Pirates lowkey lived in fear cos Verbinski has a VFX background (I wanna say compositing?) so they could not sneak a single cheat past him. one of his favourite details was Davy Jones' lil exhaust spout going pink in direct sunlight like a human ear.
- They’re doing a light and music show on Rod Laver arena which is indistinguishable from Aunty Donna’s TENNIS: the Musical
- Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
- Reposted by Tansy Gardam[Not loaded yet]
- SINNERS bluray got the large format scenes
- can't wait for people to be normal about this
- hearing the next season of Stranger Things started filming without finished scripts
- rewatching TLJ just to feel something and honestly would love recs of other films that use this sorta visual storytelling and weaponise the audience's ability to clock things that are "wrong"
- everyone keeps telling me to watch The Pitt and I'm sure it's good but is it as good as asking an ED doctor at christmas drinks how her day was and getting the story about a guy who was triaged for headaches and only mentioned halfway through their consult that he had been shot four days ago?
- I regret to inform you I have rediscovered my soundtrack bangers playlist and I am about to become the most powerful and worst version of myself
- queen shit
- deeply heatstruck bonus episode on Avatar 3 now up on the Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/147945...
