Andie J. Christopher
USA Today Bestselling author of kissing books with “unlikeable” heroines. F1 fangirl. The originator of the Stern Brunch Daddy™️
- My Formula 1 “Bonkbuster,” FASTER has a COVER!!!! I’m so excited to share this book with the world! open.substack.com/pub/andiejch...
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherWe asked @authorandiej.bsky.social if she would contribute to The Collections Department and she delivered. But what does one call a group of Stern Brunch Daddies? A gaggle? An overplus? A plethora? A congregation? A clergy?
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherIt’s never too young to get your child into skincare. The almost 2 year old already has an appreciation for a good routine that would make @authorandiej.bsky.social proud.
- Reposted by Andie J. Christopherlogging on
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherICYMI, this week’s episode of my progressive romance podcast has been one of the most popular so far! The people love @authorandiej.bsky.social ❤️
- This week on Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I talked about heteropessimism and writing fictional cis men worth falling for when the real world isn’t exactly sending its best... Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherThis week on Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I talked about heteropessimism and writing fictional cis men worth falling for when the real world isn’t exactly sending its best... Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherIn this week's Rebel Ever After, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I dug into the moral panic that romance has gotten ~too spicy~ and I screamed "let them fuck" more than once. Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6l1b...
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherThe thing that kills me about home renovation shows is that they always make mid century modern houses ultra modern and boring. The 70s aesthetic is 🤌🏻 Bring back egg chairs and conversation pits!!
- I might have yelled, “PEOPLE FUCK!” At one point It was great!
- Today I recorded such a wonderfully off the rails episode of Rebel Ever After with @authorandiej.bsky.social where at one point I started screaming “let them fuck” over and over again.
- Two things: 1. I think it was a mistake to stop fisticuffs between reps on the House floor. The stakes of being a dick should be getting punched in the face. It’s what nature intended. 2. We gotta stop being weird about f*cking. We need to stop acting like f*cking is weird. People f*ck or don’t.
- Does anyone need some good news? (For me and readers?)
- Reposted by Andie J. Christopherkeep having Lynch thoughts: he's a refutation of 1 of the most juvenile & annoying beliefs that some in artistic realms have--that in order to create unsettling, disturbing, profound or dark art, the work must be grimdark & also the person making it should be bleak &/or unkind. No! That's very silly
- Two truths and a lie: 1. I am a prolific baker. 2. I love beer. 3. I have two French bulldogs.
- Okay, @authorandiej.bsky.social and I think this place is a little too serious, so let's play some games. We'll start easy with two truths and a lie. I am a vegetarian. I don't have any tattoos. I've never taken nudes.
- This whole interview is amazing. Nora is amazing. Truly an inspiration to me.
listen, if you want to find out more about the OG romance plagiarism scandal, listen to our episode with Nora Roberts. If her saying "I wanted her blood in my throat" doesn't scare you, well you don't know La Nora. fatedmates.net/episodes/202...
- Would people be into it if I stopped posting on socials and started sending out a more regular newsletter about what I’m reading, watching, and the horned up stuff I would normally post on social media? I would only post once or twice a month.
- Meta is basura, TikTok is going away 💔, and this place spikes my anxiety pretty high every time I open the app. (I follow too many smart people here, and not enough horny/funny/smart people. I also don’t know how to find the horny/fun/smart people)
- Beets. They taste like actual dirt to me. Also, while corn kernels on or off the cob. I don’t like corn unless it’s ground into a meal or flour. And cooked carrots.
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherMy favourite Joan Collins quote of 2024 is this one from an interview with the Standard about her Swedish ex-husband, Peter Holm.
- Also, yes. It’s a trip to Paris.
- It’s a good sign when a spicy scene I wrote months ago turns my crank during edits. (Yes, this scene is in my forthcoming (heh) F1 bonkbuster.)
- I will never forgive Chobani for making the best high-protein milk (20g per cup!) and then discontinuing it! A curse on Chobani’s house!
- Reposted by Andie J. Christopherimagine if people went to retailers and just took stuff and called it "generative shopping" and then, when the retailers said that's illegal, people said "regular shopping is too expensive so we have disrupted it" and then the retailers were like "OH! Carry on, innovators!"
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherA reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now: You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with. Know your rights.
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherAn underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
- Reposted by Andie J. ChristopherHey, hey, hey, is that ME in the Washington Post talking about F1 romances?? wapo.st/4iJAonC (gift link)
- Reposted by Andie J. Christopherthis is one of the things that really makes me laugh about so much iconic Renaissance art being commissioned by popes and cardinals unwrapping a painting like “ooh Caravaggio’s ass of the week made a GREAT John the Baptist, let’s hang this one right over the altar” it was a simpler time
- I was trying to change this, but accidentally wrote a legit “bonkbuster.” Credit to my dev editor for alerting me that this portmanteau for “blockbuster that bonks” (i.e., the sex and shopping novel) exists.
