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- Trump Erects Smaller-Than-Average Flag Pole on South Lawn bit.ly/wutf
- Carlson to Cruz: “You Don’t Know How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?” bit.ly/wutf
- Face Masks Finally Win Over Right-Wingers bit.ly/wutf
- Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape in Retrial—Immediately Launches Presidential Campaign bit.ly/wutf
- Trump Thanks Military “Suckers and Losers” After Rambling Speech bit.ly/wutf
- Mass Deportation Supporter Shocked After Wife Deported—“Wait, Not Her!” bit.ly/wutf
- You know what to do, America.
- Sen. Tuberville Shits Himself Again—Blames “Radical Left” bit.ly/wutf
- Melania “Accidentally” Swept Up in ICE Raid—Trump Asks If Anyone Has Seen Ivanka bit.ly/wutf
- Obama Promises to Pardon L.A. Protesters in His Third Term—“It’ll Be Lit, Fam” bit.ly/wutf
- L.A. Protesters Told to Wear MAGA Hats and Yell “Stop the Steal” to Avoid Republican Rage bit.ly/wutf
- Gays watching two of the world’s messiest attention whores fight to the death during Pride Month:
- U.S. Bans Travel From Canada After Terror Attack by Egyptian Man—Experts Exhausted bit.ly/wutf
- Mississippi Passes “No Loads Refused” Bill Banning Ejaculation Without Insemination bit.ly/wutf
- Death Row Inmate’s Final Meal Request: Jonathan Bailey’s Ass bit.ly/wutf
- Musk Denies Ketamine Use as Syringe Dangles From Neck—Trump Blames the Clintons bit.ly/wutf
- Republican Senator Hits Earth’s Core After Reaching New Low bit.ly/wutf
- Screaming Toddler Ejected From WestJet Flight at 30,000 Feet—Passengers Applaud bit.ly/wutf
- Tax Cheat Fraudster Pardons Other Tax Cheat Fraudsters bit.ly/4mBT1fe
- Trump’s Demented Golden Dome Tweet Draws Bipartisan Reaction from Former Prime Ministers bit.ly/4mBT1fe
- Trump Demands USDA Investigate Why Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10 but Buns in 8 bit.ly/4mBT1fe
- Trump Demands All Prisons Hit “Black Quota” or Risk Losing Federal Funding Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- He Let Elon Musk Put a Computer Up His Ass—His Life Hasn’t Been the Same Since Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Fisher-Price Outsells Tesla in Europe Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- God Says He Made a Terrible Mistake—“There Might Have Been a Mix-Up” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Florida Beachgoers Stunned as Stephen Miller Arranges Shells into Weird Confession Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Trump Announces Plan To Declassify Victoria’s Secret Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm in Critical Condition After Host Swims in Contaminated Water Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Trump Celebrates Market Bounce Back from Trump-Induced Plunge Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Qatar Swears Gifted Air Force One Not Bugged with Hidden Recording Devices Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- OAN Dumps Gaetz in El Salvador Prison to Curb His Obsession with Underage Girls Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Choice of Pope Disappoints Loyalists of Court-Adjudicated Sexual Predator Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Black Smoke Rises Over Sistine Chapel—Means Six More Weeks of Catholicism Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- DEA Busts Massive Fentanyl Ring in U.S.—White House Blames Canada Anyway Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Kraft Heinz Distances Itself From WWE Co-Founder Over Weird Steak Sauce Remarks Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Canadian PM Unsure How To Respond After Trump Brings Up “Piss Play” at State Meeting Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Kanye Unveils New Clothing Line Made from the Skin of Wife Bianca Censori Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Trump Officials Push for New Cut of Beloved ’90s Movie Mrs. Doubtfire That Removes the “Crossdressing Stuff” Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Tories Begin Drafting Wild Explanations for Election Loss Including Ghost Votes, Woke Pens, and 5G Towers Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- “The results of this election demonstrate, once again, that Canada’s archaic voting system is failing voters.” —Fair Vote Canada Millions of Canadians voted against Poilievre, not for @mark-carney.bsky.social. Now Carney must have the balls to do what his predecessor promised—and failed—to deliver.
- 🇨🇦 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉, 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙖! 🇨🇦 Vote for the candidate who’ll uplift the lives of most Canadians—not just your own. Polling stations are open for 12 hours; hours vary by timezone. Find your assigned polling station and voting hours at elections.ca. And lowercase-l liberals: stop splitting the vote.
- Pope Francis Found Dead Mere Hours After Whisper-Filled Visit with Angel of Death U.S. Vice President JD Vance Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- New Poll Finds Most Americans Would Choose Nuclear Oblivion over Living Through Another Day of This Shit Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Pierre Poilievre Vows to Defend Canadian Constitution by Axing It Moments After Being Elected Prime Minister Vote, Canada: elections.ca 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴, 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥.
- CrossFit Trainer and Walking “Missing Link” Marjorie Taylor Greene Profits Massively After Purchasing Stock Hours Before Tally Sparked by Tariff Pause Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- Trump Administration Executes Entire Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team in Televised Ceremony Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
- “Millennial Dictator” Bukele Meets “Dementia Donald” Trump to Fawn over Each Other’s Ugly Gold Chachkis Support WUTF: patreon.com/wutf
