The Nix
Writer, Film maker, Music maker, Former pro sports mascot, Theater manager, Bartender, Occasional Batman.
- I’m not gonna go into detail on the internet, but trust me when I say I’m killing it this week

- I bowled a personal best 232 tonight please celebrate me.
- I fucken hate AI slop. It’s happening in commercials now and I also hate commercials. What if creative people made cool shit and we weren’t beholden to American hypercapitalism. That would be cool, right?
- I’m in a play. Come see my stupid ass
- I love Star Trek but Starfleet Academy is deeply silly in uncomfortable ways. The Klingon is named Jayden
- Being a left wing dude who can be friends with conservatives is exhausting sometimes but dialogue is good. We can’t always stay in our echo chambers if we want the world to be better
- I generally feel bad about the term “guilty pleasure” when it comes to tv because hey like what you like, but I genuinely feel bad about myself for watching all of beast games
- We are frail bags of meat ☹️
- Go hawks
- I will trade sexual favors for someone to love me and connect interpersonally in a real way
- I had a lyric to a song I wrote like 15 years ago: “All my friends are pretty girls with boyfriends” It’s still true 😐
- I feel like I keep seeing people in my orbit making decisions that are not in their best interest and I don’t get it
- Reposted by The Nixhe's just gonna keep doing illegal shit as long as everyone keeps letting him
- The past is prologue
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- Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit -Aristotle Wishing for a girlfriend is quick work, but getting one is… uhhhh… not apparently possible at this juncture -Jake
- I walked past a dude in an intersection wearing a long Dr Who scarf and remarked to my friend that I had crocheted my own Dr Who scarf in 7th grade and therefore had more nerd cred. My friend said “That’s Wil Wheaton”
- I once held open a door for Ira Glass. I thought I held long enough and he had it so I let go and it swung back, hit him in the face, and knocked his glasses off
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- Sometimes all I’m asking for is for people to text me back. Even if it’s “sorry I was busy today”
- This is very niche, but I just discovered that the actor who played Weyoun in Deep Space 9 is the same person who played Dr Herbert West in Re-Animator and my mind is blown
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- Reposted by The Nixanother robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
- Trauma and crazy shit happening all the time dramatically, that’s actually not normal and you shouldn’t seek it out. Life can be chill. Let’s chill.
- One time I drove by a Black Angus and the G was burnt out. It was very funny
- DS9 having a random baseball episode in the middle of s7 dominion war is great. This is pure Trek.
- Computer, end program. (I’m going to bed)
- For fucks sake, war with Venezuela makes even less sense than war with Iraq did
- Stand up open mics are tough. Uneasy. You can have decent jokes and just nobody is there. How does anyone even start?
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- Christmas music pisses me off unreasonably
- I took up magic during the pandemic and the only thing that disappeared was my girlfriend
- I bought a guitar today
- TV: serialized storytelling, I love it as a medium. I hate hate hate commercials
- Yeah, resisting the urge to text people I’m attracted to
- Inconceivable. Every white baby looks like Wallace Shawn
- My mom says I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
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- I’m not what you would call a “player” but historically I have a tendency to “crush a lot”
- Republicans who are pro-union are often closer to left wing than they think
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- Daylight savings time is bullshit. Early feels late! It’s always dark! Do I live in Alaska? Should I be worried about 30 days of night vampires?
- Say what you want about Eric Trump, but I thought he was great on Deep Space 9
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- My costume? The ghost of my music career. Anyone want to buy a CD?
- I might have gone on a date tonight? Big confused