Legs
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55…
- I picked Dave up earlier and he hadn’t tucked his tail under. We can’t look each other in the eye.
- I’ll never find someone to fix my car because I am a woman, and because it’s clearly a profession where they have more clients than they can deliver to, so they don’t care about winning my business. SAD.
- My mother exclusively uses the laughing cat emoji. I love the fact my 81 year old mother uses emojis full stop, but particularly like the fact she’ll only use the laughing cat.
- Anyone here a fellow Yorkie?
- Someone asked me if I’d go on a blind date with someone they know yesterday and the answer is just NO. Why would I do that. Dating again is a hard no for me. It’s like putting your fingers in the plug socket.
- I appear to be trapped
- Sitting on the pillow by my face, is the equivalent of pressing the servant’s bell for tea
- Perfect for sausages
- #caturday exercise regime
- Pickled herron is a delicacy around the fens.
- Good old tmomy hlfilger
- My weekend plans have been cancelled
- So far we’ve heard about other real restaurants like “typical kebab” and “standard tandoori”. These are excellent. Any more?
- LOOKS LEGIT
- I reckon the intervention required to solve the incel problem, might be giving them a cat to look after.
