🇨🇦 Dan (Derogatory) 🇨🇦
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- Got to be a principal and announce a snow day tomorrow :)
- Had to have a disciplinary meeting today and I didn’t cry 🤩 (I was doing the disciplining)
- Gym was packed because of the holiday. And on top of that two people got in a fight 🫠 aren’t endorphins supposed to make you happy?
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- Watching Charlie’s Angels for the first time 🤩
- I love my mother but in the process of sending me money via Zelle did she call me to verify that she had the correct phone number in her contact list? I haven’t changed my number in 10+ years.
- Xanax o’clock. Happy new year 😘
- “See you next year” will never not be amusing to me.
- Taking an uber because it’s 26° outside. Why is his window open?!? Its freezing in here too now 🫠
- Securing their spots on the naughty list for next year.
- I’m going to be alone on Christmas…wicked has a Christmas performance…do I do it??
- Three people guarding the subway turnstiles this morning and when someone jumped them, not a single one did anything. Great job MTA!
- Our anonymous employee feedback came in today and I got the nicest, most positive review from someone 🥰🥰 ive been so stressed about being a good leader, it was so nice to hear I’ve done something right ❤️❤️❤️
- Spotify wrapped called me a f*ggot again this year :/
- Cat has learned how to remove the child locks on our cabinet doors 🫠
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- Seeing Wicked today 💚🤭🩷
- Just sat through a 6 hour audition 🫠 we saw over 100 people today 😅
- We are going to an orchestra concert. I’ve heard people call it an “1804 rave” and “a Beethoven cover band” (I’m people)
- We just found a queer bar in our area we didn’t know about???
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- Reposted by 🇨🇦 Dan (Derogatory) 🇨🇦Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target
- Cancelled Hulu/disney, but we don’t get billed until February so I don’t know how effective that was 😭
- Very pleased to hear that my background check came back negative and I haven’t unknowingly committed any crimes in the last few years.
- Taught the new cat how to fetch
- Vacation mode
- Called my mom to ask her a question and she said “ok but one second let me get my glasses on first” 🤣🤣
- I want lunch but I can’t use our smart toaster because the internet is down 🙃
- Reposted by 🇨🇦 Dan (Derogatory) 🇨🇦Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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- MIL got a new place with a community pool that has no rules. Pool toys everywhere. Drinking in the pool. Amazing.
- Just got asked if I’m familiar with Jesus Christ at the grocery store 😭
- Lights are out in the men’s steam room, sauna, and jacuzzi area….