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knight in satan's service
- Reposted by professor_abeeI've waited 3 years to make this post
- would anyone in LA like to adopt/rescue/foster this cat? it's my sister's neighborhood stray and some piece of shit shot him in the leg with a bb gun today. he was taken to the vet so he'll have his shots and nuts chopped off and the shelter named him Claus. he's available on 12/30!
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- if you're in LA and have nothing to do tomorrow you should bring an unwrapped toy to my christmas show doing a solo set *and* a set with mine and @corystalia.bsky.social's band!
- Reposted by professor_abeeMe: Maybe you’re not immune to propaganda, but I am. My mind is an unassailable fortress (sees can of pizza-flavored pringles) Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last
- made cookies and they're so so good
- COME TO OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW
- Reposted by professor_abeeCome to my show October 31st at Harvard Yard Bar!
- when I say "on my dead homies," this is who I'm talking about
- doing a new thing where I call episodes of columbo "'Lumbos" "hey, you watching a 'Lumbo tonight?" "buddy, I'm on my third 'Lumbo" my gf doesn't think it'll catch on
- one time I got into an actual argument with my ex-wife's cousin. she was so boomer brained that when I (accurately) called her an elder millennial, she threw a fit because she was "hard working and smart, not like a millennial" and I was just trying to tell her that she's repeating boomer bullshit.
- Reposted by professor_abeeCan you chill out. Hello my baby hello my darling ass
- Reposted by professor_abeecurrently thinking about this cargo ship at the port of LA named fabulous diva
- Reposted by professor_abeeThe Pickle Sisters were a vaudeville act from the 1920s. They were known for their unique and unusual performances. The Pickles, Margaret, Mavis, Opal, and Florence, adopted the playful stage names Dillie, Kosher, Gherkin, and Cornichon.
- Reposted by professor_abeenice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
- paid good money for this silly ass costume, I'm gonna wear it every chance I fucking get.
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- she doubting on my fire til I HELLLOOOOOOO
- people with super loud motorcycles or muscle cars that like to let them idle in my neighborhood for 15-20 minutes should do that in a sealed garage instead of right outside my fucking windows.
- Reposted by professor_abeewatching a 2008 documentary about the Rock-afire Explosion and it's mainly Gen X guys who look exactly how you'd expect someone obsessed with animatronic musicians pre-FNAF and then there's just this insanely beautiful woman. love a babe with an insane hobby
- they should make a season of big brother that more of my friends will watch and talk about with me
- last summer, I answered a comedian's ig story requesting people for a music video and I ended up rubbing someone's feet all over my face and kissing a dude
- anyway, here it is finally! stream ember knight! youtu.be/PhVmAMn4U3k?...
- Reposted by professor_abeereally unfortunate how places like chipotle are taking over historic locations in boston. when paine wrote common sense that was a dunkin donuts.
- have a pest control guy coming tomorrow so I'm picking up every single ant I see in my home today and talking shit
- finished my koth rewatch. back to the bosch/bosch: legacy rewatch i paused so i can watch ballard. whole vibe of the house is going to change drastically.
- a friend made a joke(?) about christian and i "just hoping for the best" and "not investing" in our foster dog enough because we're looking to rehome her and i'm ready to slash their fucking tires.
- my mom posting in the family gc about eating an obscene amount of cherries the other day and so i, too, am eating an obscene amount of cherries.
- someone unmatched me after i mentioned what books i was reading and okay maybe i should have done a better job at explaining what "raw dog" was about.
- someone unmatched me after i mentioned what books i was reading and okay maybe i should have done a better job at explaining what "raw dog" was about.
- arguing with my ex wife because I was self deprecating and she was like "hey, I have *good* taste"
- very sad to say that things aren't working out between Millie and Flauta and we're going to be looking to rehome this baby. if you're in LA and would like to adopt this sweetheart into your home (which preferably has a large couch and no other pets), please let me know or share.
- she's fixed, has her shots, and is totally healthy. she needs some training (mostly house broken, mostly okay with being crated overnight, and is a bit of a wrecking ball) but she's such a loving dog.
- for those unfamiliar with Millie, she's a dog my friends and I found wandering around El Sereno a few months ago. She was pregnant, infested with worms, and in general bad shape.
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View full threadit breaks my heart to have to say goodbye to Millie.
- they got the full-sized bull dicks at the specialty pet supply store
- thinking of becoming one of those doesn't-wipe-his-ass-cause-it's-gay-to-spread-your-cheeks guys.
- pushing my hat just far back enough on my head to show people I still have a youthful hairline
- did a public-facing thing today (virtual construction project update meeting) and I maybe got 15 minutes to prep and I fucking killed it. I forget I'm good at my job that I hate sometimes.
- Reposted by professor_abeeMy neighbour says leftists keep taking over his social platforms, so I asked him how many social platforms he has, and he said he just finances a new social platform afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding social platforms to leftists at this point and his investors started crying.
- saw the coolest guy at pumping gas at the van nuys costco today
- working on a construction site rules
- they don't use bluesky so I can vent about them here, but my friends really shot any chance of this foster dog and my dog getting along in the foot by flaking out on helping me with this introduction. truly fighting an uphill battle and I don't feel like it's going to work.
- gonna try to fix my damn bluesky feed. made the mistake of following too many people that were more popular than they were interesting at first, so I gotta fix that.
- thank you, plex
- Reposted by professor_abeeAs announced yesterday, we’re giving away a Nintendo Switch 2 in celebration of Mega64 Day! Contest opens at 12pm PST at the 🔗 below and closes at 5:30pm PST where we’ll be announcing the winner live during our Mega64 Day stream! bit.ly/mega64switch2
- Reposted by professor_abeefirst attempt (in a while) at painting with acrylics on canvas, using @professor-abee.bsky.social ‘s dog as a muse
- how do i tell someone that they technically inspired a particularly sad song i wrote but, like... it's not about them... but it's not *not* about them either.
- they were the spark of inspiration, but i ran with it to an exaggerated, but still very much believable place.
- update: they were cool with it and the song is stuck in their head
- well, didn't realize it was so easy to put stuff on streaming services but here we are open.spotify.com/track/0aqGwi...
- i truly thought everyone could be normal and fun about the 100 guys vs 1 gorilla debate but for every person who says they like pancakes, there's an equal amount of people ready to murder them for hating waffles.
- yes, clearly this silly hypothetical doesn't do enough to address how violent men are. it also doesn't talk about the destruction of gorilla habitats or their living conditions in captivity. and what are we feeding the gorilla? and the men, what are their voting records???
- is it cool if i start referring to my ex-wife as my "first wife" now? i feel like that sounds so much funnier.
- whenever we talk about how we refer to each other in conversation, we agree that "my ex" just sounds lame. like, 16 years deserves a little jazz to it.
