The Broadway Beat
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- 15 Famous Actors Who Got Their Start on Broadway, Maybe, I Don’t Know, We’re Banned from Wikipedia bit.ly/3IkfL3z
- Mixing it Up! For Final Week, DEAD OUTLAW Swapped Corpses With OPERATION MINCEMEAT, Just for Funsies bit.ly/3G42yvi
- Audra McDonald Receives 2026 Tony Nomination; Production to be Announced bit.ly/4ndVgpk
- “It is INEXCUSABLE that Rachel Zegler Sings the Song Outside,” says Man with No Plans to See EVITA and No Interest in Theatre at All
- Broadway to Lower Thermostats to 68 in Honor of Dads Not Being Made of Money bit.ly/3HNsGLh
- Degree in Stage Management Turns Out Useful for Organizing Orgy bit.ly/4n4IF7H
- Did Someone Say Sabotage? Costumer Provides Pants Without Pockets to Actor Portraying Jack Kelly, Eliminating 79% of His Acting Choices bit.ly/3PdNsFr
- Broadway Play Features Promo with Cast All Wearing Black, So Get Ready to Lock the Fuck In bit.ly/3ZqLG8t
- “I’ve Been Doing What Sarah Snook Does for Years!” Claims Furious Woman Who Sings Every Part When She Listens to "One Day More" bit.ly/4dWn0L0
- Tony Award Producers Worried What Antics Broadway Bad Girl Mare Winningham Has Planned bit.ly/45JAEPn
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- Rumor Alert! WICKED: FOR GOOD Reportedly About Act Two of Broadway Musical WICKED bit.ly/4kJFb8K
- Director Thrilled Performer's Emotional Breakdown Perfectly Aligns with Song's Key Change bit.ly/3Hn2jvC
- "This Production is a Family!" says Union-Busting Producer bit.ly/3NYVGOt
- Uncle in Front Row Enjoying Most Expensive Nap of His Life bit.ly/43oudzW
- BREAKING: Aaron Tveit, Lea Michele, and Nicholas Christopher to Lead First Broadway Revival of STARING CONTEST
- OH NO! We Asked Darren Criss to Identify Which Areas of this Photo Feature Traffic Lights, and Now He’s Out of MAYBE HAPPY ENDING for the Foreseeable Future bit.ly/4kd5fcA
- “The Lyceum is My Favorite Alt Comedy Venue,” says Guy Who Kinda Isn’t Wrong bit.ly/4eTvJOf
- Oh Sure, Jeremy Jordan Lying in a Chair for Two Hours is Tony Worthy, But Whenever I Do That I’m “Clinically Depressed” and “Need to Get a Damn Job” bit.ly/43q8g23
- Kids Acting Out FROZEN in Backyard Seem to Have Tapped Into Something: It’s Really Good? bit.ly/43ybzFx
- BREAKING: Fox News Copies CNN, Plans to Air Live CABARET bit.ly/3F9mz32
- American Playwright Disappointed That Family Dinner Didn't Devolve Into Explosive Argument bit.ly/4iMxYUX
- Five Roles Jake from State Farm® Could Make His Broadway Debut In: Just One of Many Articles We at The Broadway Beat Will Happily Debase Ourselves With for that Sweet, Sweet Corporate Cash bit.ly/41NOv3E
- OPINION: MAYBE HAPPY ENDING is Irresponsible in Claiming That Robots Can Fall in Love, Cause One Time I Put Two Cell Phones Close Together and They Made a Bad Noise, Like a Hissing Noise bit.ly/3CYCLmt
- BREAKING: Mommy Addresses M&M-Mashing Allegations bit.ly/42WxSVx
- QUIZ: Is This the Plot of an Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical, or Something My Little Sister Drew bit.ly/3QaE58P
- Help! I Played Mrs. Potts and Now My Right Arm is Super Duper Swole bit.ly/4hG58EY
- Uh Oh! Playbill So Poorly Designed, No One Wants to Post Picture Holding It bit.ly/4jMim4J
- Diversity Win: New Musical to Include Two Alto Roles bit.ly/3WQ5CQO
- Diversity Win: New Musical to Include Two Alto Roles bit.ly/3WQ5CQO
- Heartbreaking: After Break-Up, Alison Has Changed Her Major Back from Joan to Communications bit.ly/4jMZtib
- HELP! My Chicago-Style Hot Dog is Singing About Killing Its Husband bit.ly/4hDEY5p
- HEARTWARMING! Callback Director Appreciates Your Time bit.ly/40OF5p7
- Pay-What-You-Can Theatre Company Wasn’t Expecting to Receive So Many Souls bit.ly/41YBrKz
- Accessibility Win! Broadway Prepares for Second Trump Presidency by Adding Easy Exit Seats for Politicians Afraid of Actor Speeches bit.ly/405zqtd
- Thespian Fugitive Caught Immediately Once Police Bring Out Helicopter Spotlight bit.ly/49YCqfJ
- Quadruple Threat? This Male Musical Theatre Actor Also Plays Devil's Advocate bit.ly/3ePKkPV
- REPORT: Plush Red Seat Costs $327 to Sit In But at Least It’s Intensely Uncomfortable bit.ly/3fr3j4a
- Site-Specific Production of THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL Happening in My Buddy Derek’s Swimming Pool, Please Come, He Doesn’t Have Any RSVPs and It’s His Birthday Party bit.ly/4gJu5yG
- SQUID GAME Season Two to Feature Zip Zap Zop bit.ly/3DJNkK0
- Sad: Actor Runs Out of High School RENT Photos to Post December 24th, 9pm, Eastern Standard Time bit.ly/3rudxC3
- Suspiciously Ben Platt-Shaped Present Under Christmas Tree Won’t Stop Riffing bit.ly/3DtXFdj
- Teen Charged with Manslaughter After Taping “Kick Me” Sign to Friend in Front of Rockettes bit.ly/3W4Yw8p
- Study Finds 90% of Americans Don’t Notice When Carolers Harmonize, So Calm Down, Debra bit.ly/3FmcpHc
- Original Broadway Cast Lost on Road to Hadestown After Trying to Convert to Kilometers bit.ly/401qTZR
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- Drama Club Director Tempts Fate, Casts Couple as Romantic Leads bit.ly/41GnFw5
- The Palace Theatre:
- MEAN GIRLS Fans Flood the Streets with Flash Mob Tribute Oh Wait It's SantaCon Oh God Oh No bit.ly/31UfqPP
- Parents Threaten Naughty Children with Reappearance of Matthew Morrison Grinch bit.ly/3ZSEUZC
- Fucked Up? Orchestra Doesn’t Love That You Call Their Workspace "The Pit" bit.ly/4f7iAzR
