Grip Bayless
Comedian. Strategist. 1/2 of Jokes On You Podcast💕
- i need to practice stitch braids on someone
- NEW YEAR 🍾🥂 NEW YOU🫵🏾 NEW BOOKING LINK👉🏾 tinyurl.com/ycy6vytu 👈🏾) 🚨JANUARY SPECIALS ARE LIVE🚨 20% OFF SMEDIUM BUTTLENGTH 20% OFF SMALL BUTTLENGTH 20% OFF XSMALL BUTTLENGTH PRICES HONORED FOR JANUARY APPOINTMENTS ONLY YOU KNOW YOU NEED BRAIDS FOR THE GYM 👀💕
- If you’re depressed right now or in functional freeze I hope you’re being kind to yourself. You’re going to get it together I promise.
- 🚨JANUARY NEW YEAR SPECIALS🚨 20% OFF SMEDIUM BUTTLENGTH 20% OFF SMALL BUTTLENGTH 20% OFF XSMALL BUTTLENGTH PRICES HONORED FOR JANUARY APPOINTMENTS ONLY
- My braid books are back open! I don’t cancel unless I’m sick enough to go to the hospital or someone dies, I don’t bully you, and we have snacks & wine! Babies welcome for new mothers & wfh friendly! Located in Metro Atlanta!💕book here👉🏾 tinyurl.com/ye28dc2x
- Apparently and allegedly I escaped the vehicle that was supposed to take me home no less than 5x last night because i wanted to go dance at Bulldogs
- I go to church after like the god fearing woman I am thank you very much hallelujah praise him as he is the head of my life
- Another year 🎂🍾
- Wait bitch is this something that they Parent Trapified because it was originally supposed to be him and Majors?

- lmao yes that’s half the reason! the other is bc of how i close cereal boxes!
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- My braid books are back open! I don’t cancel unless I’m sick enough to go to the hospital or someone dies, I don’t bully you, and we have snacks & wine! Babies welcome for new mothers & wfh friendly! Located in Metro Atlanta!💕book here👉🏾 tinyurl.com/ye28dc2x
- I told my mom I picked my hobby (bowling) for the year (I pick one every year b4 my bday). I told her “I’m pretty good at it when I’m drunk, I just wanna get good when i’m sober. If I get good I’ll buy my own ball” She says “You’ll get good at at it bc that’s what you do” 🥹
- I ran out to get food before my friends get to the hotel because i forgot to eat for real…bitch why is it a DJ in the Raising Canes mixing Adele & Glorilla?
- Proof of Life 💕
- I will start crying right now.🥹
- LEMME GUESS EVERYONE WHO WASN’T BORN AFTER 2002 IS A CRYPT KEEPING HAG? IS THAT THE DISCOURSE? HOW ORIGINAL.
- one thing i’m an unapologetic narc about is closing the boarding door. LET’S GO.
- I love being an early bird. Gotta get the jump on my enemies.
- luxardo cherries so good. I wanna be a luxardo cherry.
- Atlanta bartenders either pour like they bought the liquor from they house so they gotta ration it or they pour like you getting an amputation when you go home so they tryna mentally prepare you. No in between.
- I made the most heinous tiktok last night i’m not even sure if imma post it omg
- If you’ve been taking advantage of the fact that Georgia Power paused collections because of the hurricanes/floods… THEY START COLLECTING AGAIN ON THE 15th HEADS UP HOE
- A hot dog is a taco change my mind
- lol I’m actually walking into the sea thank you very much
- This is true guys consider this the spoon on my head for proof
- THIS IS ME I RESERVED THE NAME SO NO ONE WOULD IMPERSONATE ME DONT REPORT IT LMAO IM SORRY
- One thing about me? I can pack for a 5 day trip using only a bookbag. Hell I can put some of your shit in there too.
- stupid question can you take bae soap through airport security? Or am I about to get tackled?
- The funniest trend on tiktok right now is the one where the song is like “HE SCARED UH DIS PUSSY! HE SCAAAAARRRREEEEED” i die laughing each time 😂
- apparently so please report it
- jesus christ thank you for catching this 🥺