ELDER BEAST
CURSE EATER 👹 SEX-BEAST 🐕🦍🐗 BRAIN-JACKER 🌀😵💫 THAUMATURGE ⚡️
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- lurking skulking haunting etc.
- My take on Heated Rivalry is literally everything is perfect EXCEPT the music sounds like a corporate retreat at a day spa so when they fuck it feels like Heartstopper (derogatory) instead two sweaty adonises semi-hate-fucking each other ( I am at episode 2)
- Sweat 💦 baby
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- Dirty mirror dirtier thoughts thinking g about what @gutflooder.bsky.social is gonna do to me
- -each-each
- Caroline Polacheck is so fascinating to me her music is like “wheee I love disorganized attachment” and she just goes so hard on it it looks like she horseshoes back around to feeling secure
- you ever just want a fag who can give both ✅bedroom eyes 🥺 ✅crazy eyes 🤪 (1st pic 🍆 and 📸 @gutflooder.bsky.social )
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- Based on the moon, the tides and the configuration of the pimples on my ass it is time for a new Mass Effect Playthrough
- Bro. Broooooo. Bro! 🧢👅
- Another year, another Spotify wrapped where Aphex Twin #3 from selected ambient works volume Ii clawed its way into my top songs because of how often I play it when doing deepeners 😵💫
- Thread ⬇️
- Guys my therapist said to me "you know what you do deserve a Daddy Dom" so someone needs to get on that
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- It was so good, bro 🧢🤪
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- Excited to see all my favorite objects, drones, and sluts at MIR. Also excited to be TEACHING MY HYPNO CLASS: “Zero to Zonked in 75 minutes” where I’ll be demoing some techniques to get you started either as a hypnotist or being hypnotized.
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- I did not go to The Fair because I SLEPT IN and had HOT TF SEX with my KINKY BOYFRIEND and then we got CHICKEN AND WAFFLES and then had a MUTUAL CUDDLE NAP remember if you can’t find depravity in your own backyard you never lost it to begin with
- If you don’t know Oscars work, it’s playful, it’s horny, it furthers a vision of a sex-positive queer liberated world. If you can donate please do (and if not check out his store! He has so many great pieces including tarot decks and Zodiac themed prints).
- Who am I gonna see/brainwash this year?
- throwback to last years Folsom and looking forward to this years in a week. Wonder what kind of feral fun 🐗🦍 and brain busting 😵💫🌀I’ll be getting into this time 😏
- Grippin my stick for #fcf i love having a big dumb penis hehehe
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- overhead lighting is good actually you just gotta make friends w/ it
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- If you get too close I’m gonna put you in a headlock and make you huff me 💪💦
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- Up and at em, sluts
- Something @thecurioustoy.bsky.social and I have started doing is every time we get a spam text, we just reply with Furry Porn. I highly recommend this. Deal psychic damage and present an infallible turing test.
- You’re right I didn’t know I needed it but I NEED IT 🥵🐒
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- 🥵🦍 babe watch his brain break what a goon 🦍 🥵
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- ITS MY BIRTHDAY POST GOON FACES IN THE REPLIES 😵💫🤪
