Machete Von Kill
Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.
- I think Zoey should be allowed to play, too. Lol
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- I love them both so much. I just want them to rule the world and be awesome. Also, my eye is finally starting to heal, so ima be pissed if any of them make me cry this weekend.
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- When your wrestling crush uses your favorite band as the theme of his new gear... I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.
- Plesse go and vote for my cat. Thank you 😘 moderncat.com/entry/zeeva-...
- Happy New Year!
- It's like he knew i needed this tonight.
- A "friend" tells me he has a Christmas gift for me and wants to know when he can bring it by. Then proceeds to tell me that said gift is just leftover stock of something he 3D printed, from someone else's pattern, and was selling online. MY DUDE, LEARN TO SAY LESS.
- It's starting to feel like Christmas around here. Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol
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- DO NOT send me DMs here. I can no longer access them. I'm not scanning my ID or giving credit card or social security information to some company I've never heard of, to verify that I'm an adult.
- Went on shopaew to buy a Hey EW wrap shirt and got this... now I'm even sadder than I already was. (I am really happy for @rjcity.bsky.social tho. He deserves to have all of his merch sell out) #HeyEW #RJistheeebest
- "Machete, my love," may just be theeeeeeeeeeee best way I have ever been addressed in life.
- If you're gonna spend money on black friday, this is the way. Screw the corporations. Screw the billionaires. Support indie wrestling and small business.
- 🖤❤️🖤 Swoon City...just sayin'.
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- Buy Effy's loot.
- Dear Hollywood, We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
- Anybody watching #GCWUnderstand? Matt Tremont is making his way to the ring right now.
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- Last Sunday, I tripped, dropped my phone and broke my toe. This Sunday, I sneezed so hard, while spitting out toothpaste, that I smoked my forehead on the edge of the sink. At this rate, I figure I'll be dead in about 3 weeks or so...
- Yay!!!
- If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.
- I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.
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- I yelled so loud for Abadon that I scared the dog and I think I hurt myself. #MysteryWrestling19
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- Ring full o beefy monstahs #MysteryWrestling19
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- Amazing start to #MysteryWrestling19. Uno is so good to us.
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- Bats...in Northern Michigan in mid October...TREMENDOUS! Also, they are ridiculously cute & putting on quite the show right now. I've watched them all summer long and hope they make lots of babies.
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- Everybody needs a friendship like that of Effy and Manders.
- Welp, fuck Dustin Rhodes. 🤮
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- I mean, why just today? Why not every day?
