mpete91
he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts
- happy Friday friends Let the wild rumpus start!
- new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM!
- new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow
- hello oski
- @hollyanderson.bsky.social should i send some of these as well @terencelau.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
- new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow
- New Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow
- also PSYCHIC DAMAGE DEPLOY
- New Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow
- new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM im back on my photoshopping bullshit
- The portal vibe for Cal this year is a little different.
- new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM im back on my photoshopping bullshit
- Many in College Football will tell you as a fan, your impact on the field is minimal unless you can give huge sums to the NIL fund or coach salaries. This is false. It is your job as a fan to track down and care for ancient relics/lift evil curses that afflict your team.
- Haynes King time baby.
- The Cal Athletic Fund is currently matching support for the football team and the Calgorithm figured out that you can just enter any address on the first page, so now we’re trying to make the whole damn world Bear Territory. Minimum donation is $10. crowdfund.berkeley.edu/project/4895...
- Another satisfied customer.
- Six days before a two week break got me sitting in front of my computer like this
- hello and welcome to the penultimate KNOW THE DIFFERENCE of the 2025 Football Season! This week we're learning all about Southern Methodist University @SMUFB (hey that kinda looks Smurf hey wait shit that'd be a funny SMU Uniform). Please RT and help everyone learn about the SMustangs!
- shaping up to be a good one down on the Farm (Hell) this week
- Trying to secure some new NIL deals @seescandy.bsky.social
- happy bye week zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- nom #BeatVirginia
- new footage has emerged of the bear that stole a chainsaw in Tennessee last week
- oh yeah baby nothing like some California Fried Cardinals
- nom
- You know together we're glowing Gonna be, gonna be golden
- happy Cal-loween
- Here’s a Bluesky special Calgorithm post.
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- Read Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com right now! writeforcalifornia.com/p/golden-nug...
- seeing as how this is the first time #Virginia and Cal will meet on the football field, I asked a team of highly proficient statisticians to help us break down these teams by the numbers. The results may shock you!
- October 2025 Virginia is a Possible Master of the ACC. Only the Calgorithm stands before them. Cross country flights are now battlefields.
- happy Monday once again it is time to KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. We spent longer than we normally do on this meme (about 5 minutes) to help educate our new conference mates. This week, Virginia! Share to help a friend learn! #GoHoos #UVAStrong
- nom #BeatVirginia
- logging off for another exciting weekend of college football
- Gonna be honest, I don’t think “Enter Sandman” would be too intimidating here
- Hey #hokienation I need some help! My son Nethyn is about to become a #hokiealumni and as a graduation gift, I want to get him a frame for his new #hokie degree. Does anyone know if the degrees fit in this frame?
- oh my glob
- Happy Monday its time for KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, our weekly preview meme that helps educate us all on our new conference mates! This week Virginia Tech! Remember, everything was painstakingly researched and sourced! #Hokies 🦃 #FightingGobblers #GobblerClub #GoHokies #VirginiaTech #UtProsim #
- Goodnight. Sleep tight.
- @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social i listened on my way back from the Cal game last night. Finally got the chance to make the image thats been haunting me all day. Thank you for these beautiful images.
- Terence told me to tag you @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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- Paging Dr. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social . I think you’re aware that this book exists, but on the off chance you don’t, it’s a real physical thing now.
- excited to tailgate later tonight
- new Oski dropped on r/berkeley
