Red Ralph
Subpar at everything but dad jokes and laughing.
m.twitch.tv/redralph
- Struggling with myself, nothing new to report!
- After I started streaming again, I’ve been feeling so much ‘better’. Turns out, doing something fun has mental health benefits!
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- Longer I’ve put it off, the more the certainty sneaks behind me.
- Just got stung by a wasp while I was driving. I have no idea how it got under my shirt, wtf.
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- Working with prerelease felons has definitely been interesting. Starting to ease the brakes on trusting them off the bat, but still assuming they want to try and be prepared for the world. Weird headset to be in some days.
- I have realized I kinda look like Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers. I don’t know what to do with this information, have a pleasant day.
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- Will forever uphold that cashews are the superior snack nut.
- I don’t mind short jokes, I just hate the default height for them is always 5’6”. I’m 5’5”.
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- Call me a fire, cuz baby, I’m burning out.
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- Few things better than slightly scorching your throat on a cold day with Cup O’ Noodles broth.
- Reposted by Red RalphIf I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.
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- Reposted by Red RalphI hate hate hate hate these chodes who think we need to get to Mars to save humanity. There are zero scenarios that could ever make Earth as deadly as Mars. Zero. I’d love if we went to Mars. Of course! But for science!! Not as a “backup planet.”
- I keep losing ass but gaining gut; is this 30?
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- RE2 doesn’t jumpscare me a ton, but when it does, I smash my shins on my desk.
- Good morning!
- Finally found a monitor for cheap today. Maybe I’ll be able to stream again 👀 It’d be fun to do it again.
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