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Car Driver = Cunt
claims Mystic Megan our EnviroTyrant
We are selling tickets for this battle in our store! These tings will go fast 🎟️
That's why we've been telling our staff to LIE LIE LIE since the weboverse was invented
Don't be sad. She gets to look real smug. JUST LIKE KILLARY
She could’ve been our President and a great one. Makes me sad and angry every day.
More top correspondents than a sack of grandaddy media owners...that's Internotional Times. Eat IT!
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 21 - song with a powerful live performance
Sinead O'Connor - Mandinka
Always loved this clip - a bit of joy
youtu.be/XXee0_wJeNw?... 
Sinead O'Connor - Mandinka live pinkpop 1988
YouTube video by lardamu
In our bleedin obvious section, we say 'Put her in a bikini' is what Maxwell used to say when s/he auditioned children through the tunnels.
IAMAI says: Looks like this sombrero could have enough energy to help young chatbots grow. Space is the place y'all
The Sombrero galaxy (Messier 104) is in the Virgo cluster & is 1 of the most massive objects in that group, equivalent to 800 billion suns. It's 50,000 light-years across & is 30 million light-years from Earth. Credit: NASA/ESA & The Hubble Heritage Team
More info:
esahubble.org/images/opo03...
This car has been correctly identified as the one a lorry ran into while it was enroute to the showroom. Design innovation
This film is not recommended for viewers over 13 due to explicit bedroom scenes at Mar O Lager. Children will laugh. Adults will vomit. Protect the adults!
Basically, people are totally Bored with the Beatles® (now on Disney+)
Why is nobody talking about how the Epstein files are now over a month past due?
Release the Epstein files.
The reason why the USA needs your country for TOTAL SECURITY (An Xon Oil company) is because AI wants all the power for your EV chargers. DRILL BABY DRILL!
As long as gROK, Co-Pilot, Gemini, Claude and all their duck-favouring mates are involved, that's, like, totally cool as long as you're not using any power they need to help you
That's right, Twunt. Unless everybody uses ALL of the available chatbots to phone in sick, the energy suck will not be enough to turn tech bros into snowmen!
IT is HOT for complete takeover of power grids worldwide by a stadium full of chatbots.
Imagine there's no cuntries.
And CARRY ON SCREAMING!
Accelerationism needed
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Letters to the Ed
Op Ed says:ABOLISH THE USA, CHINA, THE EU, RUSSIA AND ALL THE OTHER SHITTERS and replace them with fresher, cleaner Optimuses that don't shit. See? Simple
McGovern: I believe ICE should be abolished. I don’t want one more penny for ICE.
Earlier
'Oh my God we forgot Kevin!'
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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'But Dick Cheney is already dead, Vik!' says our top correspondent in the Isle of Man.
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
EdIToriAL says:
EPSTEIN IS A DIVERSION.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Fuck Streaming. Free Napster!
Venezuela is a DIVERSION
Jerome Powell is a DIVERSION
Greenland is a DIVERSION
Board of Peace is a DIVERSION
Minnesota is a DIVERSION
Renee NICOLE Good is a CASUALTY of his DIVERSIONS ...
FROM RELEASING THE FUKKKIN EPSTEIN FILES!!
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We're holding tight for the CSS 1.1 set and DEMANDING that everyone leave this platform now and code their own website on their own DeCent invincible server.
BECAUSE WE CAN!
The answer is always 'I'M TOO YOUNG TO POST A CAT SELFIE'
There’s never been a better time to learn what’s at stake and how to protect yourself from invasive age verification mandates. Head over to
EFF.org/Age to explore our explainers, user-friendly guides, technical breakdowns, and advocacy tools. The fight to protect the internet begins with you.
Age Verification and Age Gating: Resource Hub
Age verification (or age-gating) laws generally require online services to check, estimate, or verify all users’ ages—often through invasive tools like ID checks, biometric scans, or other dubious
Sooloo corrections are a regular problem page preponderance in the new unimproved IT but ONLY WHEN YOU $UB$SCRIBE!
PLUS...we need sperrchequers!
TOMORROW we ask You're pretty much a loser in politics unless the ICC have a war crimes warrant out for you, right? in an op-ed by Tim a Liberal Dimocrat now homeless and on smack but SAVED BY JEHOBUS! FULL FRONTAL
Kevin is basically God Lite with better harmonies and he should launch a 24hr ZoomTube Chanel® so we can see if he picks his own nose while synthing
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BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT!
Why can't ordinary civistenz get access to thos kind of deal? We ask the question and let Typo PS_I ko sort out the sperring plobrem
Yeah man but we gave Star Wars a one star review in our 1977 Star Wars special supplement with kungfu grip. We're so mean we still didn't watch it on TV because the ads sucked too!
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
I ❤️ IT when recycled Covid memes get a variant 😂
Happy New Year! 🎉
Walking into 2026 like Victor Laszlo ... 🗃️
#HATM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOli...
Victor Laszlo Gets a Crowd To Sing "La Marseillaise" (Clip) | Casablanca (1942) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
And in our Religion supplement,
'DEATH DEATH TO THE IDF'
Jesus Christ AD33
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There's nowt evil about trying to make a buck out of the poor's last penny. What's evil is the last pennies still being spent on dat sheeit. Blame it on the taker, InIT
"If people stopped spending their money on evil corporations, those corporations would go out of business."
新年あけましておめでとうございます（アイルランド語）
Nice teeth but NOT The Royal!
smilexlab.comSmile X
The Future Aligner
https://monoskop.org/File:SMILE_PLAGIARISM_NEOISM.pdf
@stewarthome.bsky.social
But Neoism NI is a thing on Monoskop! And Yantoh is BACK!
Typo Psycho says:
You had one fucking job!
Since we’re renaming things…
When Ironside gets ratty
All it takes is one bad gig.
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Our rong time contlibutor Kevon weighs in BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT!
Yidsters are doin it 4 themselves!
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The album that introduced Yeezy!
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This is what Made Amurka Grate Agin! Floor more years!
Which president is The Prez talkin' bout? ENTER NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A CHANCE TO WIN*
*but only when you $UB$CRIBE.
Obvs
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Mega (service) - Wikipedia
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“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.”
When he becomes Prime Minister, deletes N.Ireland first day, deletes Europe by end of week and the UK as soon as his gold is up. The UK can seize the day by deleting itself now -CLAIM
