Poople Weekly Tabloid
Poople Weekly
Bskys only tabloid dedicated to crashouts and shitposting!
Editor in Chief: Dumpy Da Pumpkin
In no way affiliated with @jonbenet-Rumsfeld.bsky.social
- The owl with the rizz?? @owlmarxist.bsky.social kidnaps the Rizzler; last seen flying over southern WV!! Plus: We talk with @jazzpomegranate.com about Dollbert, Bitchbert, and red rockets! @puffyapple.bsky.social does need seven degrees to reach Kevin Bacon!
- @smams.bsky.social - Quentin Tarantino's newest muse! @bingusrelative.bsky.social and @unclesheo.bsky.social - not the same person!?!?
- All this plus @sheev.calamitousintent.com talks next hit album!
- Reposted by Poople Weekly Tabloidkamala voters also killed david lynch
- BREAKING NEWS: LEAKED PHOTOS SUGGEST POSSIBLE LINK BETWEEN @didipickles.bsky.social AND THE LATE SENATOR HONTDOG!! -ILLEGITIMATE LOVECHILD? -HONTDOG SECRET PICKLE SURGERY?! -CONNECTION TO SUICIDE HOAX??
- WE'VE RANKED BSKY'S BIGGEST BADDEST BITCHES!! Plus: Meet the baddie who single handedly liberated Minnesota: @britculpsapp.bsky.social ! @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social never ending quest to shut down the shitlibs once and for all! Damn @unclesheo.bsky.social don't you know any other words!?!
- We got chola @badposter.lol , that obnoxious runt @jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social , glam @smams.bsky.social , MILF-y dearest @didipickles.bsky.social , brunch bitch @jovialstarfish.bzky.team , Dollbert by @jazzpomegranate.com , Slightly Curvier @introspectre.darkwo.ke
- Also: Obsessed Widow @emmaline.spills.wine and habitual shit kicker @prettyvulgar.bsky.social !!
- This should run in every issue of Poople Weekly
- Reposted by Poople Weekly Tabloidtheyre the same person
- #CancelSkip! @altaudge.ruins.party shuts down piss soaked @badposter.lol and bsky follows suit! Also: @coffeecat.tgirl.gay will do anything for ice cream. Like, ANYTHING. @fukfashies.bsky.social stole my goddamn hoagie!!! @pixelthegnome.bsky.social claims conspiracy in Hontdog death
- Has @coleslaw-core.bsky.social FINALLY found the Light of Allah??
- Reposted by Poople Weekly TabloidYou will NOT regret putting your dick in a carbonated beverage
- Reposted by Poople Weekly TabloidWho the hell are yous i thought dis was da goon union
- Reposted by Poople Weekly TabloidNew protest song just dropped
- THERE'S A NEW MAYOR IN TOWN AND HIS NAME IS @coleslaw-core.bsky.social Plus @ycdtosm.bsky.social is breaking ALL the rules! Someone call @emmaline.spills.wine a damn exorcist!! @whstancil.bsky.social is God's Yappiest Lil Warrior against ICE. NO REALLY.
- Reposted by Poople Weekly TabloidArt is everywhere if you know where to look.
- Dedicated readers can't get ENOUGH of BSKYS most sued publication!
- Happy 100th tinkle @badposter.lol Its a new golden age for bsky and the First Lady agrees! Also: @emmaline.spills.wine is honted @daddyjanky.bsky.social give us some fashion tips or whatever @coleslaw-core.bsky.social is deffo using campaign funds for blow Talib Kweli refuses to wipe butt!
