just soph
sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
- woke up to a snow angel on the sidewalk but by noon it was just a memory
- i would also settle for a chicago dog with extra fries
- need an emotional support italian beef dipped with hot peppers
- i’ll be sure to ask the masked ICE agent to stand still so i can scan his QR code before he pepper sprays me at point blank range and tackles me to the ground
- gross rude stranger: what that booty do me: fart mostly
- there should be government issued xanax for sunday scaries
- Reposted by just sophICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.
- hey everyone! the dumbest dumb fuck idiot said he's seen enough! close up shop, the formerly pattern balding founder of paypal and current master internet sex pest with no legal or law enforcement background has solved the case!
- Reposted by just sophIt's been a rough day. I think I'm going to go out and find some dick. This is the way.
- this country is fucked and I don't think there's any coming back from this
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- Reposted by just sophdoes anyone remember my work password
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- watching the bears lose is self care
- as i said previously
- t minus one hour until the bears break my heart again
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- i don’t know who needs to hear this but following and unfollowing me every single day does not encourage me to follow you back
- i will donate my body to science and eat the burger king krabby patty
- they have invented a stronger, more potent form of the scaries that now begins on saturday
