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Bisexual pilot experiencing the Horrors on the daily
Most of my posts are just me thinking “hehe:3” and hitting post
He/Him
- How did I not realize the Winter Olympics are starting. I will be cheering on America in figure skating
- In honor of my favorite pokemon buddy I’ve had, all of my Eevee’s and their respective eeveelutions are named some variation of John
- On my quest to be the very best, I’m surprised to not have evolved as many pokemon as I would’ve thought. My basics are just that good😎
- I cannot stop thinking about Armand lifting Daniel up with telekinesis while bloodied. It did unlock something in me unfortunately
- Planet Fitness has been switching to free weights more and more and I’m living for it
- Army of Me by Bjork is extremely vampire coded to me
- Reposted by did:plc:dxxvlxe43hah4y6jsth75twt
- Got told I produce a lot of saliva by my dentist and that it’s a good thing but just 2 minutes prior the dental assistant finger fucked my mouth and I nearly choked
- The single serve bowls of cereal from hotels and gas stations is the closest thing to kibble to satisfy the voices
- The best horror media is when the protagonist cannot win. To this day the Twilight Zone episode “A Little Peace and Quiet” will continue to keep me up for days. It is a perfect piece of horror
- You know when you’ve won a political debate when the last point they have is “well every party has their own issues” like yes Cory but right now I’m talking about human rights
- Virgin Lovecraft: This creature is so scary I mustn’t even talk about it Chad Iron Lung: Ram this bitch with my sub
- Iron Lung was a fantastic movie and Markiplier needs to be given more director roles
- Got into an argument with a fellow pilot who has the mindset that the things you learn in school have no real world use even like algebra. I had to remind him that our flight planning is almost entirely algebra
- I love RATM “fans” complaining about them “becoming the machine” as if the machine just means leftism
- As a pilot, aviation is extremely political because you can’t fly planes if you are shot and killed by the government
- My goal is to get strong enough at the gym particularly a strong enough back to do this
- When I leave a pokemon at a pokegym that’s conveniently placed at my personal gym and it comes back fairly quickly I do in fact walk around to see if I can find out who else is playing Pokemon Go
- I just love that anytime someone tries to utilize lace code on a tik tok or something all the comments are “oh big tough guy, lace code is dead” and then there are people still trying to use red or white laces… the intent is still there fuckers
- “I’m not into femboys” says my boyfriend as they are trying to put me into a skirt so short my BALLS hang above the waistline
- My boyfriend is trying to starve me and commit acts of bi-erasure. Everyone please boo them
- Reposted by did:plc:dxxvlxe43hah4y6jsth75twt[Not loaded yet]
- Man I hope that the Indiana DOT doesn’t wipe the way they plow the roads
- Reposted by did:plc:dxxvlxe43hah4y6jsth75twtMy scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
- Pokemon trainer cards are back online so I made my team using my favorite critters
- Playing Bleed by Meshuggah on the side of my dog
- I want to start a punk band highkey
- The baseline in Gimme Gimme Gimme by ABBA is something to feel in your bones
- Shoutout my partner for encouraging my nerdiness because I am actively listening to the Sonic soundtrack at the gym
- This specific image has changed my outlook on life. Shoutout Mike Maihack for making my new favorite art of my favorite superhero
- I need a 1.5X sized Celsius. Two cans is too much caffeine but one is not enough to feel like a normal human person
- I have a problem with symmetry, specifically in my face. When I eat I have to keep equal amounts of food on both sides. Things like that. Well I got dental work done and can’t eat on my left side for a bit and the world feels like hellfire
- Superman soundtrack for the gym kind of day
- God I hate Indiana drivers. Stop trying to be courteous and just be correct because you are actively making things much worse for a lot more people
- Green Room is genuinely one of the best thrillers out there
- I eat up the shitty 3D rendered art on metal albums like Meshuggah’s ObZen
- Rotom is pro-choice
- Mormons wouldn’t even need a jumper if they just soaked on Indiana roads. Mike Braun I’m telling you now to fix these roads or I will encourage pre-marital sex and that will be on your hands
- Feeling like shriveled Deku
- The horror
- My bf is evil
- I hateeee when people brake through their turns. Slow down enough to initiate the turn and then accelerate. You are an enemy of the state if you brake through the turn
- Currently asking my bf to send ass over Pictochat
