TheHumanPhonebook
I've got all the numbers.
- How the fuck.does anyone understand Tom Homan without subtitles.
- Press Statement from Tom Homan: "Hullo, mmh nahm if Tahm Huhman an eyf ahm now in chargf of da ahperatfin."
- Reposted by TheHumanPhonebookI’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
- @joshshapiropa.bsky.social just said on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social that the ICE Funding should go to police instead, and you can fuck right off with that logic. That can't be the Democratic platform.
- Greg Bovino looks like a dude who's family tree is a straight line.
- Sometimes I Navage to clear my sinuses and instead it just feels like I fucked up swimming
- New video shows Good's last words to the cop being "Its okay dude, Im not mad at you." And the only reason I can fathom that MAGA thinks that video is exculpatory for ICE is because they don't listen when women talk.
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- This Venezuela stuff has me so confused, I just can't tell if its to distract from Epstein, the economy, or the Jack Smith testimony...
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- Reposted by TheHumanPhonebookBREAKING Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
- On my bingo card for 2026: Republican outrage when Charlie Kirk isn't mentioned in the Oscar's In Memoriam
- CellinoLaw AI ads are annoying.
- Wrapping some gifts and I'm really not looking forward to learning cursive again so I can trick my son into thinking Santa is real next year
- It is insane that at some point our species collectively decided that its near impossible to have a period in your life that you DON'T owe someone/something money.
- Reposted by TheHumanPhonebookMy constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
- "Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote" but Menard is trying to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
- "Sir, we can't take all of these Neil Gaiman novels"
- I always see those "Subway takes" interviews on social media, and I always think about what my take would be. Today I've determined that it's "people born before 1955 shouldn't have internet access"
- Though this thinking does explain why he wants to call ot TrumpRx
- Why didn't Marty just turn to 1955 Doc and say "Hey, don't die in 1885."
- Trump isn't the first to do this. The Marcos family of the Phillipines was heavily criticized for partying, building self-indulgent buildings/monuments, and traveling, all while people at home were starving and being denied Healthcare. Heres a song about rising up against it youtu.be/DZqXVDxqUdQ?...
- "We all saw that coming" says the man who always says he hasn't seen anything.
- www.yahoo.com/news/article... Goodbye Portnoy, its been nice, hope you find your paradise....
- In the wake of Zohran winning Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have opened a tipline to report Antisemitism. Everyone should call to report Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and every other right wing group the adl refused to condemn with the same intensity they save for leftists
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- Chuck Schumer just endorsed Zohran.
- Just catching up on all the baseball updates, the Dodgers aren't in Brooklyn anymore?
- I've never heard him talk, but in my head canon, I assume that Barron Trump sounds like the hangman from Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights when he talks
- @stephruhle.bsky.social c'mon Steph, you could've asked Cuomo some actually challenging questions. Like why has he been campaigning heavily for mayor of NYC in the Hamptons?
- I'd say Jimmy Carr doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is taxing, but Jimmy Carr doesn't know what taxes are.
- Rand Paul is a dipshit.
- Tom Homan drunk on @msnbc.com or does he just slur all.his words naturally?
- @jamesgunn.bsky.social when my 14-month-old is on his nebulizer, Peacemaker intros are two of the only things that distract him. Thanks!
- What's everybody think of Bill Ackman? I can't say I'm a huge ackman fan...
- Hunter S. Thompson would've thought Joe Rogan was a joke.
- I think The Muppet Movie on Broadway would work
- I feel like God was just like, "I've done enough to the Kennedy family, I'll just make one invincible to make up for... oh fuck, wrong one."
- Adam Driver Horse swimming ad seems specifically targeted at @lastweektonight.com
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- Finally starting Andor. Little cofused, when does he become Lsndor calrissian? Or does he become The Mandorlorian instead? And or does he become the forest moon?
- Saw that wikipedia says Tarzan Boy uses the Millennial Whoop, and I hard disagree.
- Kier Stamer: sluuuuuuuuurrrrrppp
- Do you think when Trump sees a map, he thinks it means Pennsylvania has PENNSYLVANIA carved in giant letters across the actual state?
- I'm getting audited. Apparently, you can't just write "I'm autistic" on your blank tax forms. Thanks RFK.
- Guy at counter: what will you have? Me: Dirty Chai tea latte, hot. Guy: cool, anything else Me: yeah, I'll try the prosciutto and mozz. flatbread. Guy: cool, that'll be 30 dollars Me internally: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. Me externally: Ok cool.
- Decided to try out Cities Skylines finally
- Accidently deleted a section of the highway, without unlocking the highway build feature yet, thus dooming my town...
- Fucking governing is hard guys...
- There's no option in the game for me to blame the blown up highway on DEI
- More like the DOWN Jones, ammirite?
