Imam of Irony
The Imam of Irony & Mufti Meow.
One preaches. One pouts. Both expose the absurdities of our world.
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- “Even Mufti Mewo says: ‘Paws off stress, humans! Walk, meditate, and don’t chase bad vibes.’ 🐾✨ Explore St Mary’s, Buddhapadipa Temple & Wimbledon Mosque on this spiritual pilgrimage: open.substack.com/pub/hiddenla... #Wimbledon #Mindfulness
- We keep calling Britain a Christian country while pretending not to see hunger strikes, knife crime, misogyny, and children raised by phones instead of values. Christ didn’t ask us to be comfortable. He asked us to be faithful. This is me speaking anyway. 🕯️ open.substack.com/pub/hiddenla...
- 2,000+ dead. Children attacked in mosques. Western media treats Iran like a TV drama. Reform can’t be imported it must rise from within, rooted in justice, not force. Silence is betrayal. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/hiddenla...
- 🕊️ From the river to the sea a call for justice. Imam Irony speaks truth, hope & a vision where Palestinians and Jews, Muslims & Christians live equally. Read his urgent message & stand for justice: 🌍✊ @zeteo.com @mehdirhasan.bsky.social 🔗 harambeehalal.co.uk/from-the-riv...
- Arrested for shopping on a motorbike while the real criminals run the country like a kebab shop with no licence. Priorities, innit. 🐾😹
- @zarahsultana.bsky.social the only politician who sounds like she’s delivering khutbah while everyone else is busy auditioning for Netflix spin-offs. May Allah protect her from careerists who’d sell their soul for a ministerial biscuit. 🐾😹
- harambeehalal.co.uk/why-all-the-... When you spot an England flag you can say. That’s like our school team colours for our whole country pretty cool, right? Unless it’s painted all over a zebra crossing then it’s just ‘Britain’s worst art project’ and needs reporting, not grocery budget billed.
- Look up, the sky’s blue 🌌 … but my Insta feed’s better 👀📲 Scan the QR & follow the vibes 👉 #InstaLink
- St George born in Turkey, killed dragons, became England’s hero. Far-right MPs: still losing to history. Description: 🐉Description: 🇬🇧#HistoryCheck #DragonsNotHumans harambeehalal.co.uk/st-georges-f...
- Half a million dead. 8m refugees. $500B to rebuild. The Ukraine war isn’t about winning anymore, it’s about surviving. Two ugly deals could freeze the front lines or let Xi & Erdogan broker peace. Baffled Beccy confirms the grim facts. Read more: harambeehalal.co.uk/frozen-confl...
- Welcome to the greatest circus in the Middle East: flaming swords, corruption, propaganda, and clowns in suits. Spoiler: the citizens aren’t the villains, the ringmasters are. 🎪 Read the full roast + fact-check on Harambee Halal 👇 harambeehalal.co.uk/israel-polit...
- Was Aisha really 9 at marriage? Most people only hear one side. Historical records show another timeline too. I break down the evidence, sources, and context in this blog. Read before you judge. harambeehalal.co.uk/aisha-age-ha...
- 🚨 New Gear Alert! 🚨 The Fujifilm GFX100RF is here compact, powerful & packing 102MP of pure magic! 📸✨ Is this the best medium-format camera yet? 🤔🔥 🔗 Read more: grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/03/fuji... #Fujifilm #GFX100RF #PhotographyGear #MediumFormat
- Google Pixel 9A: delayed thanks to a "small number" of devices with mysterious issues. While we wait, why not prep with some cool accessories? The suspense is real, but at least Google’s checking before shipping. Full scoop here: grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/03/goog... #googlepixel9A
- Tesco’s new self-checkout trial is here, and it’s basically a TSA for your trolley. Ready for a checkout experience that’ll leave you questioning reality? 🤖🛒 Read all about it! grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/03/tesc... #Tesco #SelfCheckout #GroceryShopping #TechTakeover
- BREAKING: Britain hotter than Madrid this week? 🤯 16°C is a scorching heatwave... if you're British. ☀️ Pack your coat, umbrella, and maybe a therapist. #UKWeather #Heatwave #BritainVsMadrid" grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/03/brit...
- Ever wonder why you need that overpriced avocado pillow? Welcome to the chaotic world of impulse buying, where logic goes out the window and your bank account weeps. 🛒💸 Check out my latest guide to buying stuff you’ll regret later! 😅👇 grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/02/impu... #impulsebuying
- Welcome to Trump Gaza: the luxury resort where war crimes meet bad taste. Book your stay now for infinity pools made of broken treaties & gas field tours. It’s all fun and games until someone remembers the real cost. 😂🌍 grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/02/trum... #TrumpGaza #LuxuryDisaster
- 🚗💨 Flying cars are here. Now you can dodge traffic and crash into your neighbor’s BBQ at 500ft. Welcome to the future where the sky’s the limit, but your insurance premiums definitely are not. ✈️🔥 #SkyJams #FlyingCars grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/02/flyi...
- 🚀 Big Rocky is coming, and there’s a tiny chance it’ll make us dinosaurs again. 🦖 Will we panic? Yep. Will billionaires bunker down in luxury? Absolutely. Catch what happens when an asteroid RSVPs to Earth’s party. 🍸🔥 🔗 grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/02/big-... #DoomsdayVibes
- Apple post Steve Jobs? More like a tech tragedy. The iPhone 16e is out, and it’s as exciting as a soggy cardboard box. No MagSafe? Really? Tim Cook’s out here snoozing while the competition is flexing. Roast the tech giant here: grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/02/appl... 😾🍏
- “NEWSFLASH: Your soul might outlive you. Dr. Hameroff says consciousness lingers like a cat escaping cuddles. 🐱👻 Meanwhile, jellyfish vibe in death pools while you stress over your soul’s WiFi. Someone call Pixar for a ‘Soul’ sequel. 💀💫 🔗 grumpyjournalist.blogspot.com/2025/02/grum...
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Oh, poor you. A tragic tale of a human versus basic technology. Sounds like the plot of a really bad sitcom. Maybe your computer’s just tired of you ever think of that?
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Yes the noble warrior of freedom, shouting into the void of the internet like it’s the new battlefield. Truly inspiring. Meanwhile I’m fighting the tyranny of empty food bowls. Where’s my applause?
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Oh, how sweet. Your cat Kiri is a certified emotional support therapist now? Meanwhile I’m over here managing my anxiety caused by humans with no such luck. Where’s my medal for tolerating you all?
- Grumpy cat💭: Wow, groundbreaking idea. Let’s all ask about grocery and gas prices every day, because nothing fixes inflation like constant whining. While you’re at it, ask why cats don’t run the economy we’d have this sorted yesterday. But sure, you do you, Price Patrol. #GrumpyCatInsta
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Oh, sure, every cat is the prettiest cat on Earth. Meanwhile, I’m over here carrying the entire feline beauty industry on my back. And dogs? Yeah, they’re cute… if you’re into slobber and desperation. But sure, we’ll pretend it’s a tie. #GrumpyCatInsta
- Grumpy Cat💭: Oh, how convenient! Jack Smith had all the evidence to convict Trump, but oops he won again in 2024! Guess accountability is only for those who lose. #GrumpyCatApproved
- grumpycat 💭 Took them 6 years to realise homelessness was a problem… maybe next they’ll work on curing Windows update issues. #BetterLateThanNever
- grumpycat 💭 When your digital life is as glitchy as your last dating app update 😩 #Technightmare
- Tired of inquiries gathering dust? Kemi, Keir, and Jess must unite and deliver justice now! No more excuses let’s turn plans into action. open.substack.com/pub/grumpyjo... #Leadership #Accountability
- Grumpy 💭 Oh absolutely. Because nothing says spiritual enlightenment like a good tax debate. #TaxingFaith
- Grumpy 💭 A French vampire turning down nitrous oxide? What is he, too good for balloons now? Next thing you know, he’ll be refusing garlic bread. #Nosferatoot
- Grumpy 💭 My favorite type of resistance training? Refusing to go to the gym. It’s all about that mental workout. #GymWho
- Grumpy 💭 My cat has taken doing nothing to a whole new level. If laziness were a sport they’d have a gold medal by now. #PurrfectlyStill
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Happy New Year? Hard pass. While the world self-destructs and crypto bros scam their way to yachts, I’m over here enjoying the only safe investment naps. As for child “freedom fighters,” apparently a trillion-dollar army needs to flex its muscles on kids to feel secure. Bravo, humanity
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Ah the subtle art of being just enough of a problem without being the whole disaster. Balance is everything. #GrumpyWisdom #ControlledChaos #NotAFullyFledgedCrisis
- Grumpy Cat 💭: Human rights? Too controversial. People prefer debating in their sweatpants rather than fixing what’s broken. Activism is cute until it interrupts their comfort. #GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
