kysan ✨
life is a washing machine and i’m just the twink half stuck inside of it
📍toronto
- Unhappy to report that “I’m knee deep in Tim McGraw” is a sentence I have uttered to my coworker today
- Everyone shut the fuck up Carly Rae Jepsen is texting
- Everyone goes on the traitors like “I’m not afraid to lie and cheat and backstab” and yet when it comes time to actually act to preserve their own self interest over their relationships with others for the sake of getting a better standing in the game they can’t do it. I’m so annoyed rn.
- from tonight - him: (after sticking his dick in me) hang on lemme go grab some lube him: (goes over to his bf who’s lying in a sling next to me, fucks him for a few seconds, comes back) ok I’m back me: …the lube you were getting was from in your bf’s ass?? him: well yes (sticks his dick back in me)
- Bluesky is a wild emotional journey today with posts alternating between FCF and people being sad about Catherine O’Hara
- rest in peace to a real one 😔 this is devastating
- I’m realizing that my relationship is like Heated Rivalry in the sense that we too have had sex every six months for the last seven years
- I want Rob Rausch alone to win this season of The Traitors. Just give him the money already. He’s the only one playing the game with any kind of sense.
- do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they would’ve called it the ins-HER-ection
- it’s so crazy how I can be so sleepy and low energy all day until I plop myself into a cruising space and a penis finds its way into my throat and then it’s literally like
- dude who else remembers the song cool kids by echosmith. that song used to be my shit. that was 12 years ago. oh my god.
- perennial “ok maybe i am glowing up after all” post (2020 vs 2026)
- cum gutter? i barely even know her
- u can tell a date is going well when the waiters at the restaurant ignore u completely cuz ur so engrossed in conversation
- Drag Race was good. I’m gonna miss Amanda Tori Meating if she was the Chad meme
- my biggest 2026 resolution is to be intentional about pursuing new connections and people that I’m interested in. no more being passive and waiting for people to come to me and then complaining that I don’t have enough intimacy with local folks. we are going to start shooting our shots
- There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
- François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
- i miss him
- its about fucking time
- if anyone’s interested in seeing what albums i was listening to a lot this year, here u go :3 the top 10 are ranked from 1 to 10 in the first two rows and after that it’s in no particular order
- dreams // the knocks & dragonette :3
- MARBLES DIED?!?!??
- we should talk about the characterization of the women in Heated Rivalry. so often in stories focused around gay men female characters tend to be thrown to the side or worse caught in the crossfire as beards
- Canada’s Drag Race is so good this season. Every episode so far has been incredible television. And mother Sami Landri continues to mother !!!!
- a fun fact about me is i used to speed skate! with the outfit and everything. sometimes when i come home i dig it out of the basement because there’s something kinda erotic about wearing it
- it is BEYOND hilarious how pandery Demi Lovato’s music is now… she rly was like “i wanna try being a gay icon. what kind of music do gay people like. charli xcx? robyn? ok let’s do that.” and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
- I hope that the hot guy who was stroking himself in front of me in the locker room today sees this
- I want the cultural zeitgeist to return to how things were when Fall Out Boy was releasing The Young Blood Chronicles. What a truly incredible time that was. No project is ever gonna have that kind of impact ever again
- like… i need to cuddle so bad
- unfortunately, it is ok for men to be québécois if they are also hot.
- yesterday I met a pup who had an NFC thing inside the snout of his hood that, when you hovered your phone above it, it opened his Instagram. This is the future liberals want.
- if i had a nickel for every bathroom i got bred in tonight i’d have two nickels
