Udder Madness
NSFW content sometimes so no minors.
Don't be transphobic and/or a Nazi.
Autistic, but not like that guy.
Melbourne/Naarm, Australia
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- I feel so lucky I got to see him perform King Lear.
- Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
- So just hypothetically what would you do with eggs that have been in your fridge for 6+ months?
- So apart from all the awful things crypto is responsible for, it was also created with the express intent of facilitating the abuse of children. 🤯
- Reposted by Udder MadnessCameron Brereton, 25, has become known as an easy mark, as he naively believes people he likes and trusts are being honest and straightforward with him.
- Reposted by Udder MadnessYou wouldn't steal a game about being a cheeky, Australian Magpie! 🔗⬇️🧵
- Have you ever had a pleasant shiver? 🙂 Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk’s X – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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- Reposted by Udder MadnessI’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
- Reposted by Udder MadnessOne of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
- Turns out Ryan Phillippe was right.
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- That groundhog prophet isn't any more ridiculous than astrology.
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- Dating used to be so easy. You'd just log into IRC, type A/S/L? Then wait for the magic to happen.
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- Sure was hot today.
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- gaymer<gameay
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- When your hole speaks, listen.
- It's raining thank fuck for that.
- The cool change coming in has got me feeling frisky.
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- Trying to explain to my cat why he can't go out in 44c (111.2f) heat.
- Reposted by Udder MadnessEx-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
- There is a massive bushfire burning to the north of my state and tomorrow it will be 42c with winds over 90kmh. Right now there is lightning but no rain. My little place is about 3km from the evacuation zone and I can see the lights from total gridlock on the main road. It's really fucking eerie.
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- I know it's not Friday...
- Reposted by Udder MadnessA dwarf and halfling couple in honor of J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday! Alt can be found at Patreon.com/wereorc #dwarf #hafling #hobbit #gayfantasy
- Apex predator at work.
