Linny Bee 🐝
30s, she/her, cis. Subby subject. Says y'all and makes crafts and spreads as much love as possible. NSFW profile; minors begone!
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- Reposted by Linny Bee 🐝Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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- I dreamed there was a new Nancy Drew movie and now I'm awake and disappointed.
- Reposted by Linny Bee 🐝You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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- Sunrise on the Reaping hit me so hard that a month later, my brother can traumatize me with only the slightest hint of the story. (I just got a gif of a squirrel and cried for reference)
- Reposted by Linny Bee 🐝Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
- I don't dance but Bruno Mars sure has me wishing I did. (Let me have this please don't tell me he's done something heinous I need a whimsy moment please) (Oh, I'm not in a great headspace hah)
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- If someone listens to your file, has an adverse reaction and reaches out to you for help and your response is a victim blamey "that's on you," I don't think you're safe. At all. And you probably shouldn't be in a Hypno Collective that puts out articles discussing abuse&stigmas within erotic hypno.
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- People like me and are kind to me and do nice things for me. This continues to surprise me. (I only cried twice, okay?)
- Reposted by Linny Bee 🐝BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
- Charmed is THIS WEEK YALL! where can you find me? Thursday - 6hr Music & Hypnosis & Timing is Everything Thursday night- Never Stop Dropping Down LIVE play event Friday - Character Embodiment through Hypnosis Friday night - Wall Slam Demo Bottom at the Hypno Pub Crawl
- (usually by now I'm packed for Charmed and excitedly dreaming about Con Time. Instead I'm still finishing vending stuff lol)
- Usually by this point I have a wishlist for play at Charmed. This year I'm just.... A ball of energy with no direction.
- Co-signed. Fuckers.
- Me: hell yeah, I love having friends in my house. Stay forever it'll be grand! Also me: wait, fuck, now I have to remember to be human more consistently because we might be perceived. ....brains are silly 😜 🪿
- Reposted by Linny Bee 🐝Made a new playlist
- You might be surprised by how often I have an ice pack on or near me
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- (shhh don't tell anyone, but I'm a good girl. Top secret news.)
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- I need everyone to perceive me as the bi gremlin I am, okay?
- When I feel my least sexy and my most down about who/what I am, I sometimes pull up the profile of my abuser. Like picking a scab? See, you escaped this and you no longer have the longing pangs. You are so far above that so these feelings are obviously a lie.
- Me, being 40 and perpetually too online, wanting to ask my friends and family if they have chosen their 365 buttons yet and knowing this is a reference only twenty other people might get.
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- Shut up someone give me money, this loungefly exists
- Finished my reading goal of 60 books just now with a streak of 3 erotica stories (yes hot priests were involved) and I'm both happy and sad. I used to read 200 books a year and reaching 60 this year was a struggle. Man, this year was rough.
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- (oh fuck. I'm in a Hot Priest Phase.)
- Two of the five of us speak in TikTok. He got a juicer and I bought him a pomegranate and a grapefruit because "I don't know my fruits"....for like four people that was very clever.
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- One of life's great joys is to give gifts to your cats for a holiday that means nothing to them but makes them bounce around like kittens again
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- I have been rxed a routine with dilators and I'm both excited and so intimidated. I've been told to expect pain but for it to lessen and it's like....no thank you but also ughhhhh I want to get past this.
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- I know that the line is "cars big as bars" but I always (ALWAYS) want to sing it "stars but as cars"
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- (my friends are hot and deserve every good thing and every shiny thing and every positive plot point available to them)
