𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼
Written by #M! Writer is 19! ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT, NOT AFFILIATED WITH PORTAL, VALVE OR HARRY101UK! PFP and pinned artwork done by Nessie!
- What are you, out of your MIND!? NO— [Stopping. Deep simulated breath.] …no.
- //Accidentally quoted the wrong thing. I’m die
- [Looking at him through her one eye like he just asked the stupidest question. Ever.] …no.
- Very improbable.
- [She’s going over some data.]
- [Emerging from a portal, dusting off her clothes.]
- Reposted by 𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼⠀
- Gut morgen, let’s get this science!
- Gut morgen, let’s get this science!
- Why does everyone seem to think I’m evil???
- { @c0rescientist.bsky.social } “GOOD HEAVENS ! It’s the evil magic technology my sister warned me about, AUGHHHH!” 😨
- Hm. How fun!
- Gut morgen, let’s get this science!
- [She’s in her study, reading a book.]
- It most certainly is NOT!
- [Another simulated gag.] WHY!?!?!?
- No, I WILL be a “meanie head.” My smell sensors are picking you up from where I stand TEN FEET AWAY.
- I think if you’re usually this disgusting, you deserve to get got.
- //I don’t have a big list of favorite games OR movies. Portal and Cars gang, Portal and Cars
- //oh and all my funky little Apple Arcade games are cool I guess
- //Ooooooh you should do it,,, they made my pfp and it looks so good ooooooooh
- Reposted by 𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼OOC : // Yknow what yeah. Hi. Hello (Only comment I'll make here is No underage muses for the shipping part because. She's literally in her 50s)
- It… it ISN’T a compliment.
- Indeed it is.
- So his neck just… grew? Was he also a robot?
- All sorts of things! It’s a very large facility.
- It’s a research company, based out of Upper Michigan.
- I… I don’t (hrk!) know who Rocksteady is… but you’ve got them beat a mile… [Did she just gag? Her? A robot???]
- (CLANG!) [Did she just fall over???]
- Oh, where are my manners? I am Doctor Alma, head of the Aperture Science Research and Development division.
- You… you are… a confusing person.
- [She just has the most dumbfounded look on her eye.]
- I work off of electricity, as is the standard for most robots.
- Well, we aren’t.
- …I don’t think that I would.
- Is there something the matter?
- My name is Doctor Alma, head of the Aperture Science Research and Development division. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Link.
- Very interesting… so how does that work, then? How do your bodies function?
- Well, I am a scientist, for your information. Asking questions is sort of in the job description.
- Yes?????
- Well, the way my optic is currently processing things, you look like a little snowman and Jack-o-lantern. Surely, this can’t be right?
- Yes… this is just how I look.
