human
wannabe comedian/poet/human
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- Reposted by humanChicago is having none of this administration's BS.
- Reposted by humanIdk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
- Reposted by humanLet's Live & Love By the Sea Kiss As Moonlight Caresses Ocean ... 💙💫💘
- Reposted by humanMy clothes aren't too tight. It's just that my body is really loose.
- When she gets you, she is the one.
- Reposted by humanIt's the lying that gets me. Ya know?
- Reposted by humanAnxious on the street, depressed in the sheets
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- Reposted by humanI produced many paintings and drawings of Portsmouth and Southsea but I won't put loads of them on here all at once. Here's a watercolour that was done on a little beach at Sally Port, Old Portsmouth and you can see the masts of the Warrior in the distance #art #watercolour #Portsmouth
- Reposted by humanME: What do Santa’s elves learn in school? HIM: *sigh* ME: The elf-abet! HIM:… ME: Someone’s being Rude-dolph
- Reposted by humanMe: make it a double. Server: your soup?? Me: you heard me.
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- Reposted by humanI didn’t have real life hunger games on my bingo card
- Reposted by humanIt's strange how one day you just wake up. To everything.
- Reposted by humanMaybe if I try really hard I can learn the art of not giving a shit.
- Reposted by humanZwischen innerem Werther und innerem Kinski.
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- Reposted by humanif you were my neighbor I’d leave my bedroom curtains open
- Reposted by humanThe Grinch Who Stole My Virginity
- Reposted by humanReally looking forward to masturbating tonight
- Reposted by humanslow sitting down slow getting up-- autumn evening #haiku
- Reposted by humanI said GTFOH. Please respond.
- Reposted by humanI accidentally swallowed a bottle of glitter, and now, the toilet looks like a snowglobe.
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- pronouncing vaseline like baseline
- Reposted by humanEating a tangerine just to peel something
- Reposted by humanFestive veneers
- Reposted by humanhi everyone!!! i thought i should make a quick introductory post for all the newskies welcome to bsky 🥰 -i'm becca aka ameyyy! -fav taylor album is evermore -i play piano & guitar & i love writing songs! -i also write fiction & creative nonfiction -love reading & music -cat mom 🐈 -vinyl collector
- Reposted by humanI just want to clarify, I AM Alan Parsons. I hope you've enjoyed my project.
- we’re hopeful, we’re hopeless
- You’re the epitome of tenderness.
- religion is the epitome of hypocrisy
- People are the epitome of humanity.
- nothing is simple, nothing is easy, when it comes to living and loving
- I fell in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you, I’ll always love you
- Love is meant to be given freely and unconditionally.
- how exquisite, sublime and eternally beautiful is our little moments
- Never take her pure and passionate heart for granted.
- walk with me, and i will always be with you
- Reposted by humanShitposting to keep the political skeets at bay is the epitome of farting against thunder
- Reposted by humanI don’t trust people who aren’t always ready for bed.
- Reposted by humanMethadone is the generic pill version of Methafinished
- I could look at you all day.
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- Do you like my eyes yes or no?
- Make me forget this reality
- Sometimes you just gotta pump that piston and take a nap.
- Reposted by humanbrushing my teeth with Drano, just to feel something
- My free will is predetermined.
- Reposted by humanRemember you have free will and must abuse it to the full extent of the law
- But I really wanna. Really wanna kiss ya.
- Reposted by humanIt’s hard to walk away seductively in light up Sketchers.
- Reposted by humanRemastered all of my embarrassing memories in 4K.
- I am a discontent creator.
- Reposted by humanIf you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
- You have the body of Aphrodite that I wanna worship forever.
- Today is Beethoven’s 255th birthday. I love that dude’s music. Did you know that he started decomposing at 56. And he was actually bald. He always wore a ludwig.
- (during sex) “Sorry, I gotta pee again!”
- I just don’t get it. What did shit do to deserve holy status?
- Are all mackerels really holy tho
- You working hardly I see
- chasing dreams chasing clouds chasing skirt chasing dopamine
- Reposted by humanNipples are the windows to the soul, so they say.
- Reposted by humanI’m one piece of garlic bread away from being happy. *garlic bread is all gone
- Reposted by humanVisualize the stroke you want to see in the world. 🖤
- Reposted by humannothing’s shocking is not just an album title to me anymore
- Three-word love story: Kindly fuck off.
- Reposted by humanPro tip: Dating a fitness instructor does not guarantee a healthy relationship.
- Reposted by humanMy father was a grave digger. You'd think he wouldn't have much to gossip about but he usually came home with a lot of dirt.
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- Reposted by humanUse your brain. In this economy?!
- We do not make choices. The universe makes decisions through us.
- Reposted by humanI wish I could see what I want to see. Unfortunately, I see what is right in front of me. And it breaks my heart.
- I ain’t handsome, but I do handsome daily.
- Reposted by humanWhatever it was, I can explain. It was the purple monkeys in green tutus.
- I’m more zitty than witty.
- Reposted by humanRob Reiner. He directed some of the most memorable movies of my life. He spoke up. He will not be forgotten.
- I love teasing you because I love you.
- Reposted by humanShe was dead Speaking through her plight She knew things That only stars might And to say I was beside myself Would be a lie I was on a distant shelf Because how Could she have known What I was Before the winds had blown She spoke truth No one else understood Except for me Afterall, I'm no good
- Reposted by humanThere are things Despite not having seen them for myself, I want them for others. There are things Because I've seen them for myself, I don't want them for others There are things That I've been given, I want for others There are things I've had withheld, I don't want for others But always with love
