Hazel
39
📍Detroit
I’m STILL a recovering undercover overlover…
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- I only get a retwist every 6/8 weeks and the struggle be real
- I wish my niece or lil cousins knew how to do locs cause I have the worse luck with these new stylist 😩
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- Babygirl knows good music when she hear it😂😂
- Is this satire???
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- Not surprised…I’m taking my black ass organs with me
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- Give me a lil space so I can really lose my mind Put some flakes up in that candy so that bitch can really shine!
- Why did Rusputia go to Kate’s wedding with those shorts and snow boots on🤣🤣🤣
- My caucasian coworker in here “wondering what she did to me” and about to start her water works cause I won’t let her work me to death🙄…and still not!
- I wonder how many times I’ve watched LIFE, Coming to America and Harlem Nights…gotta be a million each lol
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- I’m about to start telling ppl “You are talking nonsense” instead of saying “you got me fucked up”🤣🤣
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but how was he eating those Doritos to get that much cheese dust on his pinky lol
- Few solid 🥷🏽 left, but it’s not enough!
- I’m the problem.
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- Need!!!
- I wanna buy some more pillows but I can’t find any that I like
- I got an açaí bowl that’s been in the freezer since last Friday and I keep forgetting about it
- I set my alarm so I could be the first person at the nail shop but I’ve been up since 330 so I’ll probably be taking a nap by then
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- What if he’s really thick tho?
- My niece has my heat on 79 and I feel like I woke up in the devils den🥵
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- Adulting is a scam…it’s a Ponzi scheme😂😂
- Then I gotta pay for water and shit that should be free…it’s all a scam😂😂
- Not only do I have to go to work, when I go to work somebody(Uncle Sam) come snatch a check out my check before I even get to see it…and he ain’t punched NAN clock with me
- My mama and daddy irresponsibly had sex over 30 years ago and now I gotta go out in the cold and go to work everyday…This is a scam!
- Without sharing your location, What is the temperature where you are? 👀 Let’s find our zone buddies👣❄️
- I’ve been trying to stay off social media because ppl have really been showing their whole ass and I AM TIED plus my therapy appointment isn’t until later on today so let me just go ahead to bed until then lol
- There is absolutely NO reason for it to be THIS damn cold either! Yes, it’s winter but single digit and negative temps are absolutely insane
- Those after-work/unwind showers be 🔥
- I bought my niece some Natrium and Lush bath products for Christmas and I’ve been using tf outta all of them, I know she tired of me smelling like a “Snow Fairy”😂😂
- What is this😂😂😂
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- All 2025
- Yt ppl insults be funny af…my coworker just told this man “If a zombie was looking for brains he’d walk right past you”🤣🤣🤣🤣
- I’m so scared of this batch of 🥷🏽 cause why are y’all crazy like this
- The older I get the more I turn my nose up at everything lol
