Louis Virtel
Louis Virtel has been Louis Virtel since 1986
- Have any two people in history been interviewed more than the Heated Rivalry guys? There were fewer questions at Nuremberg.
- Christmas is one of the only occasions that will forever link new generations to old pop culture. Children for the next hundred years will grow up knowing Eartha Kitt wanted to seduce and rob Santa.
- She is somehow dressed as all three of Frances McDormand’s Oscar-winning roles at once
- Have you been to a mall recently? It’s a 2007 immersive experience. They think you will buy dark wash jeans if they blast FutureSex/LoveSounds at you.
- When the flight attendant offers “pretzels” and it turns out to be a snack mix with rye chips and garlic bread bites — there’s much more joy here than you’re letting on, Mary Ellen.
- It’s vulnerable to pick a Worst Song Ever. It’s like confessing about a bully you have. I want to sit with a counselor and talk about all the ways “Red Red Wine” by UB40 has hurt me.
- Who the fuck wants this? Does Glinda jump into a split too?
- I can’t believe Tim Gunn isn’t returning to Project Runway. You know he’s walking around his apartment going up to random objects like “How’s bookshelf doing?”
- I have never heard a scarier text about justifying a toxic relationship than Paula Abdul’s “Opposites Attract.” These are not opposites. She’s like “He’s a tyrant! / And I like to read!”
- I see a lot of young people experiencing their first hopeful election. Take a seat sometime and let me tell you about when we elected Kelly Clarkson in 2002.
- Reposted by Louis VirtelLouis' #KeepIt: "Did you know that Pop Culture Jeopardy is not eligible for the Best Game Show Emmy because you can only have one game show in a franchise nominated for the award. I'm sorry, I do not want to be stuck with one Emmy nomination, it's just not that cool." - @louisvirtel.bsky.social
- I kind of have to root for someone whose player pose is “mischievous Reba”
- It feels less “military parade” and more “war circus”
- Sinners was trying to bend genres but the truth is, any movie with Irish dance in it is horror.
- “Oh bitch…” -me seeing a painting of a woman
- Reposted by Louis VirtelMade a list of the sports movie draft from today’s show bc I’ve only seen 2 of 9, if any fellow #KeepIt listeners want it! @keepitstans.bsky.social @irathethird.bsky.social @louisvirtel.bsky.social
- What if Morgan Wallen stormed off SNL because there’s no “Best of Ana Gasteyer” DVD
- If you're looking for the most peaceful afternoon of your life, PLEASE go to Barnes & Noble during the Super Bowl.
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- Dress for the job you want (Frankie Muniz biopic)
- It’s weird seeing baggy cargo pants everywhere because they’re not being used for their primary purpose: concealing a Discman containing the album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park.
- The presenter shots at the Globes… it’s like they’re telling us our table isn’t ready
- Have you liked the Globes showing Isabella Rossellini once every 45 minutes? Then you’re gonna love Conclave
- I think the Globes announcer should be ominous for no reason. “This is Eddie Redmayne’s last nomination…”
- As we head into 2025, remember that 1980 is 20 years ago. We all agreed on this.
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- I agree that the Super Bowl is whenever Beyonce wants
- The Mary Tyler Moore Show counts as a superhero show. The most humiliating thing will happen to her and she’s like “Well that’s no match for my TERRIFIC ATTITUDE”
- If those are really Maria’s favorite things, she’s a witch period
- Reposted by Louis VirtelLouis' #KeepIt: "Amy Adams always seems to be working with the right people on the wrong project." - @louisvirtel.bsky.social youtu.be/918prRymA-U?...
- It’s the last Keep It! of the year: Billy Eichner joins us to talk about Mufasa and Cher’s mysterious award show speeches. We also get into Luca Guadagnino’s QUEER, NIGHTBITCH, and holiday viewing. crooked.com/podcast/luca...
- Time to yell "That pigeon lady is an OSCAR WINNER" at my relatives for the ninth year in a row
- Apparently some people think the narrator of “Santa Baby” ISN’T holding a gun?
- Reposted by Louis VirtelLuigi Mangione… the taste jumped out
- All the gays and lesbians wearing baggy pants and dress shoes to Christmas parties looking like Savion Glover
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