Richard Roberts
Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. amazon.com/stores/Richard-Robe…
I tell a lot of funny stories.
(He/Him)
- @tkingfisher.com This is an actual manga that is going to be an Adult Swim cartoon.
- He didn't take four years of medical school to be called Mr. Pepper.
- Science is the process of finding the exact point where physics has had enough of your bullshit
- Are these identifiable?
- "Kinger, lay off it. Since when are you an expert on the digital world?" BRAVO, TADC, for slipping that line into the pilot.
- I doubt anyone who doesn't know the game can tell, but I am SUPER proud of myself for this incredibly tense process of calling the evac shuttle last night. www.twitch.tv/videos/26875...
- Space Station 14, Black Pants Legion, Monday night report. Someone ate the three pies I filled with deadly neurotoxin and surrounded by warning signs. I am pleased.
- Oh my god they really are gummy Shaquille O'Neal heads.
- TEN THOUSAND MONKEYS
- Reposted by Richard Roberts[Not loaded yet]
- Today I learned that artificial banana flavor only coincidentally tastes more like the old banana clone type. Those bananas happened to have more of the flavor chemical that’s easy to mass produce.
- Reposted by Richard RobertsReally, Hello Kitty Island Adventure??
- I am tired. None of these things will matter tomorrow after the tooth extraction. I will fill all that emptiness with stories that right now is spent staring 24 hours in the future. Also maybe I just really badly need a nap. Like, a lot. I'll go do that.
- I want to go home, but home is a house that only ever existed in my dreams. I want to lean back in my rocking chair in one of its big, empty grey rooms, with nothing to look at but peeling wallpaper. Nothing to do or remember, because the rooms move. Silence, space. The house will wait for me.
- Photo just taken in the checkout aisle.
- Change a letter to Horse a film: Citizen Mane
- I love when crack ships become canon and are incredibly wholesome and good for both parties. I do not ship often, but when I do it’s Padippica and Entrapdak.
- Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
- Dear God. Sometimes fan art just floors you.
- @yugsly.bsky.social Did not have option to marry Inspekta at end -3789/10 otherwise a must play. Every god was pure joy. All of them. Yes, Inspekta and Huzzle Mug are my favorites and Mitternacht is really close but they are ALL JOY.
- Before bed thoughts: Great God Grove by @limbolanegames.bsky.social is a fun, charming, very well written easy puzzle game that is casually more queer than any game whose central point is being queer.
- Maybe after the fiftieth revision that post is accurate.
- Level of trust issues: Stop whenever I see someone asleep and watch until I confirm they're breathing.
