The initial reviews and tkt sales are in and it’s like the cinematic version of being impeached.
If this were an indie darling, it would be called “Flopping Melania”.
I don’t want to see any more documentary footage of her or her husband unless it’s shot by Zapruder.
I was racking my brain trying to think what the MELANIA poster reminded me of…
Where have i seen this before…
Then I got it.
I’d just say in the original, I’d tweak the tag line to be: “I am must remembering my Proud Boys”.
I call it the “Lollipop Gestapo”.
Hey, because I’m a nice guy, I decided to help MAGA men out by designing an updated flag for them that best represents their beliefs.
I know I’m late to the party but felt like I needed to do this one, esp given his tacky need for gold.
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Watching "Death By Lightning" and so far, really like...
But just me or did everyone else immediately think the est shot of the Army Medical Museum from 1969 looks like it contains the Ark of the Covenant?
for Rob Reiner...
Posting for no particular reason, an image of a dog "not barking" in the company of a much younger, female puppy.
But funny, now that you mention it, isn't it ironic that Michael Wolff emailed Epstein to let "Trump hang himself' when in fact, that's literally, reportedly what Epstein did? ;)
I really feel the recent press conference photo should be memed like Bernie Sanders with the gloves.
Here's some thought starters.
(Inc alt of Hindenburg in color as somehow him in color seemed even funnier).
I also just posted on a friend's page this looks like a shot from a supernatural-comedy where the lead character doesn't realize they're dead yet and it is them on the floor as their out-of-body soul wonders what idiot just died behind them.
Feeling nostalgic for my old Halloween albums so conjured covers I wished they’d made (forgive minor use of the real dark, supernatural forces of AI—rest assured these were still heavily photoshopped by what’s left of a human).
Happy Halloween!
#TheEvilDead comes in vers w and w/o Oldsmobile.
The story of current America in two images
To anyone going to No Kings Protest today and in need of some extra signage, here’s a couple tweaks to the recent TIME cover for you… (along with one old chestnut)
If it's true that it was "low ratings" that got Kimmel pulled from air, ummm, then why do we still have Trump in office?
Because of any president since poll numbers began, he continuously has the lowest ratings.
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump’s approval rating falls again in poll
It is one of many polls that have seen Trump's approval rating drop in recent days.
To be clear, MAGA thinks it’s ok to have some Americans die to support the 2nd Amendment but intolerable to have some late night comedy to support the 1st.
This is like Federal Bureau of Investigation version of a dog earing their homework.
Also, the only thing that could make that text thread more suspicious is if they somehow accidentally also included a reporter from the Atlantic.
He said it. I didn’t.
Ok, I thought it. And prob said it 10,000 times.
But he just said it and aloud.
Funny, when MAGA was just yesterday crying for a “Civil War”, I had no idea it was Confederate against Confederate.
Just me -- or does Trump's Epstein bday card bear (or "bare") an uncomfortable resemblance to historic flop "Movie 43"?
Inspired (if that's the... right... word?...) by POTUS' shoddy post of him looking like a Ghanian movie poster for "Dave", here's equally shoddy alts incl the toilet meltdown from Street Trash, Giuliani (same thing), The Thing With 2 Heads, and the already eerily too close poster for Omen 3.
Enjoy.
Ok, besides the fact we now live in a world where the POTUS makes posts that look like 80s Vestron Video VHS covers, anyone else reminded specifically of *this* movie?
And is that by design???
Jesus, I think I owe Nostradamus an apology.
Trump firing the BLS is like Uwe Boll firing Rotten Tomatoes.
How much you wanna bet his next tactic is going to be:
“Donald Trump is not my name. I’ve never called myself Donald Trump. It’s Obama’s name”.
I likewise have never "wrote" a drawing but I have been known to try my hand at photoshop.
Despite him desperately trying to separate himself like he was just caught with Epstein at a Coldplay concert, I say keep those cards (including birthday cards) and letters coming...
Here's another I just made (w an alt in the comments).
Yeah, not going to Let It Go.
I'm now just waiting for further proof to surface that Trump knew Project 2025 back when it was only Project 2016.
4th of July, cheers.
I guess we just dropped the f-bomb on the Middle East?
Always said I could teach film school in two words: Watch
#Jaws.
My Dad took his 4 yr old (against all sound judgement). Some years later, here’s that kid taking a pic with his celeb-crush at Universal Studios
(Much like the shark, 1970’s brown, Garanimals suit also not working)
Happy 50th 🦈💫
"I may do it, I may not do it"
-- The Commander in Chief of the United States,
I have to give MAGA credit for one thing.
They have succeeded in removing all "DEI" from domestic terrorism.
I hear it’s someone’s birthday!
Happy 86th.
Vance: “There are many lies the corporate media tells about President Trump. One of the most glaring is that he's impulsive or short-tempered”
All of Trump’s daily apoplectic ALL CAPS tweet rants against everyone who’s said anything he doesn’t like: “Hold my bleach”.
I feel like we’re about to watch Godzilla Vs Kong, if Godzilla always chickened out and Kong was high as hell on ketamine.
And Skull Island was Idiocracy.
I can only hope the day it happens, her NYT's obit simply says "She was right".
