Bucephalus Jackal
It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.
- Me: *cooks noodles and they don't turn out quite how I planned* Inner me: So many forces in this world do not respect a creator's vision. Most disrespectful of all are the artworks themselves.
- I think this is a shade of that behavior where people read a story and they're like "this would be better if it had my favorite [character/ship/kink] in it" it's like BRUH you could just go read stories that have those things lmao
- Me: I’m a dog I should get a racial bonus to avoiding having water thrown on me. DM: Your athletics bonus will be fine thank you.
- 🦊: Can we do this? 🐶: Yes, that’s easily done and I would gladly help you. 🦊: Do I WANT to do this? 🐶: That is a design/developer question, not engineering.
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- Them: I am so deeply offended. Me: You didn't say I was wrong? Them: You're not but I'm still MAD. 😡
- Him: Just because I have long hair everyone thinks I’m a stoner. Me: You ARE a stoner tho. Him: Yes but it’s still PROFILING and it’s WRONG.
- Sass As A Service
- "Oh, damn alright. Roll intimidate." is the tabletop version of "oooh sick burn!"
- Modding Powerwash Simulator into Skyrim. You use fus ro dah to blast the dirt off things. Powerword Wash. Chat is this anything?
- Them: Ugh you’re always asking “what’s it pay? How much do I get for this?” Me: This is? my job?? You’re asking me?? to do work?
