Elizabeth Bailey
Trial Lawyer. Tweets (and typos) mine/not legal advice! Certified to operate a forklift, but pretty terrible at it.
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- Ohhhh the faithful should follow the bible but it doesn’t apply to governing??? Someone let the anti choice lobby know.
- Reposted by Elizabeth BaileyAlso, I think people who sell bacteria-laden goods should be criminally prosecuted regardless of their political beliefs
- Huh. How 'bout that.
- 3d Cir. holds that habeas corpus petitions challenging immigration detention are "civil actions," so prevailing noncitizens may be entitled to attorneys' fees and costs under the Equal Access to Justice Act. Gonna be a loooooooooot of these. www2.ca3.uscourts.gov/opinarch/242...
- Nicki Minaj got don lemon arrested, and you can’t convince me otherwise
- Easily my favorite thing to be pedantic about.
- I think the Eagles should hold a lottery where one random Philadelphian serves as the offensive coordinator for the week.
- SO weird to couch the problems with state-sanctioned murder as a problem with spending tax money on it.
- How many more?
- Reposted by Elizabeth BaileyGotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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- Reposted by Elizabeth BaileyCOW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
- Excellent article. If you are in Cali, and someone with Uber tries to get you to sign something, don't! Its nasty tort reform is intended to pit people against their lawyers and deny people access to the courts. All that matters to Uber is its profits and not being held accountable.
- Welcome to the eagles offensive coordinator position, Mike Tomlin.
- Insane insane insane the fed had to post this.
- Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
- Alright, clean house.
- Blah.
- I wanna be to so clear if they run this I’m going to self immolate
- No one calling holding on the 49ers either tonight I guess
- Codify and expand Bivens, End QI.
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- It’s a big club, and we ain’t in it.
- This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
- So weird how they only called it a tush push when the eagles do it. Otherwise it’s just a push play.
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- literally finished this today soooo cool cool cool
- Reposted by Elizabeth BaileyI don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
- Got a case now where they refused to give a pretrial detainee his insulin until he fell into diabetic ketoacidosis and died.
- Thrrrrow to AJ Browwwwwwwnnn
- LETS GO!!!!!
