avant dumb
through the mansions of fear, through the mansions of pain. pyrrhon // scarcity // glorious depravity // weeping sores // seputus // umulamahri. go birds
- Had a great time chatting with @dempseyc.bsky.social of IO about the underpinnings of the albums I’ve contributed to this year. Didn’t even consider some of the connections between these records until we had this conversation. www.invisibleoranges.com/doug-never-s...
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- Pretty wild that Black Flag, a band that changed my life as a kid and is still one of my core influences, is purportedly on tour all the time now and yet you couldn’t pay me to go see them
- My colleague keeps pronouncing “tour” so that it rhymes with the way Frank Reynolds says “whore”
- Gonna pretend this is what going on tour is like
- “Physiognomy” is going into the astrology-for-racists conceptual basket with IQ and algorithmic policing
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- Got to go on Bandcamp Radio’s Metal Show recently to talk about how and why I can’t stop spamming everyone with albums: bandcamp.com/radio?show=885
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- With all due respect, I am not sure that all of these are death metal albums
- Happy name day to DEATH NEVER SLEEPS. Available on all platforms via Transcending Obscurity Records.
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- More and more people are saying it, folks
- Comically accurate
- Coming to the horrifying realization that a lot of Pyrrhon lyrics are “dark woke”
- Feeling a little better about my rhyme schemes after seeing John Donne rhyme “bred” with “bread”
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- Eat shit, Andrew Cuomo
- Would love to gloat about the death of Dick Cheney, but like Kissinger, he went unpunished for his many crimes throughout a long life of comfort and clout. He won, we lost, sucks for us
- I hope Mamdani puts together a trustworthy private security team because somebody is definitely going to take a shot at that guy
- CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)
- Seems like a good sign for society that women have to habitually censor their toes out of selfies they post in public
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- Trey Azagthoth’s brain has dissolved into Fox News shit slurry, but he gave us the concept of starting the Iron Maiden gallop pattern on the downbeat, so he’s still a genius to me
- I know this is sicko shit but working out while hungover kinda rocks
- * suggestively * BEEwoooOOOOooooo
- Happy Halloween. This is the most fun I’ve ever had taking a band photo
- I made it through a verse and a half of “I Turned Into A Martian” before security hit me with the net cannon
- If this post gets zero or more likes I will start scream-singing Misfits songs in the office
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- Prince of Darkness is an unreasonably awesome movie
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- Laboring for years to refine a musical craft in pursuit of the gratification that comes with seeing my album described as a “tasteful slab” by someone who listened to it twice while doing the dishes
- The UMULAMAHRI camp has been pleasantly surprised by the reaction to our debut, but feels compelled to specify that its title does not refer to LSD umulamahri.bandcamp.com/album/learni...
- Electric Nebraska feels surreal and kind of unnerving, like spotting a lover from a dream in real life
- In that Birds/Giants game, Brian Daboll: ✅: burned a timeout via a pointless challenge to register that he was mad ✅: lost his mind over an obvious OPI call ✅: called two consecutive QB runs to score a garbage time TD in a game where they lost their impressive rookie RB for the season
