- Failed intellectual. I write therefore I am. Butlerian Jihadi Battalion Commander. *Rated R* Fascists can FUCK OFF into the sun.
- A liberal-a grad-University of California Berkeley-degree in history minor in government. If you aren't concerned about climate change, I'm not interested in anything you have to say. NO DMS.
- Maladjusted, discombobulated, bemused, fermented Drinking, but the absence of hope is sobering I'm slidin' through like 90's council home linoleum I'm not walking on egg shells, I'm floatin' over 'em