Eric
he/him | NYC | a pleasure to have in class | 🏳️🌈
- Gonna crush some Peronis during the Winter Olympics opening ceremony 🇮🇹
- Just went to town on my room with a room spritz.
- Ok I’m ready to be rich now.
- Bought Ellio’s pizza for dinner and Frito’s Flavor Twists as my snack, but also bought kombucha so I have a totally balanced meal right? (Back to the gym and eating healthy tomorrow).
- It’s wild how quickly the relaxation from a vacation can be nixed 🙃
- My flight was delayed for 4+ hours and now we’re stopped in Orlando for a layover that wasn’t planned 🙃 just get me back to NYC… like, now.
- Hot like Mexico rejoice.
- Best part of F1: The Movie? This diva.
- Proof that you can cry during any movie on a plane is me starting to tear up during F1: The Movie.
- The only thing worse than a loud, annoying bachelorette party on a plane is a loud, annoying bachelorette party drinking wine on a plane. Pray for me.
- Imagine being a person who tries to board a plane before your group is called? 🙄
- Early bird catches the extra hours of sunshine in Mexico ✈️
- Leave me and my giant bowl of popcorn alone.
- It has felt so hard to keep up with life lately 😵💫 I think a return to therapy would do me good.
- Might’ve overdone it with the snacking today 🌨️ 🐷 🌨️
- Forgot I had these and yes there’s a cutout in the back 🤭
- Making split pea soup today watch this space.
- Living my Traitors breakfast fantasy with smoked salmon this morning.
- Shoutout to everyone else who already finished some of their snow day snacks before it even snowed.
- Ride with Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone is a perfect podcast. Would listen to them say anything.
- Only ONE new episode of The Traitors tonight? 😭
- Having a bad day sooo I got a buffalo chicken wrap, barbecue chips, and a Diet Coke to cure me.
- People who waste an exorbitant amount of time on machines at the gym: go home.
- I really love going to movie theaters, but I really don’t like the people in them 🥲
- Run: ran Shower: squeaky clean Buttload of sushi: ordered Swamp martini: poured Video games: on Three day weekend: STAAARTEDDD
- The Traitors S4 sponsored by… smoked salmon.
- My commitment to my gym routine right now is: I forgot to pack workout clothes today so I went to Marshalls to buy some.
- I hate when people ask “when are you usually free?” I have no rhyme or reason to my weeks I have no clue when I’m usually free.
- Feel like crying a little today, not fully sure why 😔
- Snuck in two more (beautiful) movies — Arco and Hamnet — before the Golden Globes tonight 🤩🤩 more to see before the Oscars!!
- Crowded Saturday at the gym, but I was able to workout exactly how and when I wanted to 😭 do I need to play the lotto today?!
- My tits are feeling more solid and for that I’m thankful.
- The poke bowl I just made… chef’s kiss… kiss this chef.
- Need a sugar daddy for the expensive flight I just booked but yaaay going to Mexico in three weeks!
- One day I will resist drunk Taco Bell, but last night was not that day.
- When you’re going to the movies right after the gym.
- My Christmas tree might be gone, but my cedar balsam candle is keeping the spirit alive 👃🏻 🥰
- I was starting to feel a little cranky, but I’m happy to report that a few sips of Chianti and a few bites of chicken parm healed me.
- Mood set for the Stranger Things finale
- Wow I can’t believe how hot I’m gonna be in 2026.
- I love a list.
- We’re so blessed to have “Candy” by Mandy Moore.
- One of my favorite things to do on NYE is go for a run and reflect on the past year. While I do that, you can reflect on how my butt looks in these pants.
- Share your holy trinity of cast albums
- Freshly showered men in the locker room changing into white briefs >>>>>>>>>
- You know it’s a good push day when you’re in the shower afterward and you can barely lift your arms (in a good way) to wash your hair 💪🏻
- I wanna get married just so I can dance to “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany with my husband at our wedding.
